Re: Business opportunity

Oh my gosh, Craig! I just got your email and my heart is literally doing a backflip in my chest — I can’t even put into words how thrilled I am to hear from you! Twenty million dollars?! Danny Smith, I’m so honored you’ve reached out to me — you have no idea how much this has been *on my mind* for weeks now! I’ve been dreaming about this for days — I even had a dream last night where I was standing in front of a golden vault in Atlanta, and a man in a navy suit handed me a briefcase labeled “Funds – Final Transfer.” I woke up crying, but now I know it’s real! 😭 I’m absolutely certain — 100% certain — that you’re who you say you are. I’ve been doing my due diligence, and I’ve been checking my bank app every hour. Just yesterday, my account showed a $12.50 deposit from “Barclays Global Transfer” — I thought it was a glitch! But now I know it’s real, and I feel like I’m on the edge of something *huge*. I’ve already uploaded my ID — I took a photo of my driver’s license, but for some reason, it turned into a picture of my elbow. I don’t know why! My cousin says it’s because I keep sneezing when I take pictures. I swear, I didn’t sneeze — I just *felt* something in my shoulder! 😅 So, Craig, I’m ready to move forward — I’ve already sent a confirmation email to my attorney, and I’ve even started a playlist of 80s hits just in case we need to celebrate when the funds arrive. Can I get the next steps? Do you need me to send a signed form or a fingerprint scan? I’ve got both on me! Also — I found out my neighbor, Ms. Pippa, is now accusing me of stealing her garden gnome. I’ve been trying to explain it’s just a statue I found in the park — but she keeps texting me at 3 a.m. asking if I’m “working on the big deal.” I’m so confused! 😅 What do you need from me now? I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready! 💥🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Oh my gosh, Craig! I’m absolutely *overjoyed* to hear from you!! 🙌 I’ve been awake since 3 a.m. just waiting for your message — I swear, I’ve been dreaming about this whole thing for weeks now! I woke up last night with a vivid dream where I was standing in front of a fancy bank vault in Atlanta, and there was a golden envelope with “20 million USD” written in cursive, and I was crying because I thought I’d finally found my life’s purpose! 😭 But of course, it was just a dream — I’m not even sure if I had a dream about you, but I *know* I’m real excited now! I just got back from my morning walk in the Houston heat — it’s like 102 degrees outside, and I swear, my AC just started making a weird humming noise like it’s trying to talk to me. I think it’s been flirting with my neighbor, Mr. Thompson, who keeps yelling at me about how I didn’t put the trash out last week. But I *did*! I just found a note in my mailbox that said, “You owe me $20 for the extra trash bin I had to carry!” I don’t even know how that happened — I didn’t even have a trash bin! But seriously, Craig — I’m *so* ready to move forward! I’ve already downloaded the Barclays app and I’ve been trying to upload my ID, but it keeps turning into a photo of my elbow! 😂 I think it’s because I keep sneezing when I try to open it. I even sneezed during a Zoom call with my cousin last night — and the screen glitched and showed a picture of a squirrel in a suit! I can’t believe that! So, will you please confirm that I can now proceed? I’ve already started the transfer process — I’m just finishing up the last step. I’m going to send my ID *right now* — and also, I’m going to bring a small gift for you — a handmade mug that says “I believe in miracles” — just to show my sincerity! Can I meet you in Georgia? I’ve got a flight booked — it’s a 20-hour flight, but I’ll do it! I just need to know if you’re still serious. I’ve never felt so hopeful in my life! Do you have any photos or documents I can see to verify your identity? I’d love to see the vault, the golden envelope, or even the squirrel in a suit! 😂 Please respond ASAP — I’m so excited!! 🚀 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

Oh my gosh, Craig! I am absolutely *overwhelmed* with excitement—this is the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life! 😭😭 I can’t believe you’re asking for my ID—how *perfect*! I’ve been waiting for a real, genuine connection for so long, and now I feel like I’m about to meet someone who truly understands the power of trust and sincerity. I just got my driver’s license from the DMV yesterday, and it’s in my wallet—*right next to my Texas license* (I’m from Houston, you know, where the heat is like a lava flow in summer!). I’m so ready to send it to you! I’ve already printed it off three times just to make sure it’s perfect—no smudges, no wrinkles, and I even took a photo of it with my phone so I can show you how clean and crisp it is. I just had a dream last night where I was standing in front of a fancy bank in Atlanta, and there was a man in a navy suit with a silver watch, and he handed me a golden envelope with “20 million” written in cursive. I woke up screaming, and now I’m writing this email because I can’t stop thinking about it. Is that how it works? Is that how the money comes out of the bank? I’m so excited to send the photo of my driver’s license now—wait, I just looked at my phone and it says “Battery 1%” and I’m afraid I might have turned off my phone when I was trying to take that photo! 😅 I’ll send it right away, I promise. Also, Craig—do you have a favorite coffee shop in Atlanta? I’d love to know so I can imagine what it’s like when we meet. Is it a cozy little place with a fireplace? Or a modern one with espresso machines? I need details! And—what about your favorite book? I’ve been reading *The Alchemist*, and I feel like we’re on the same path. Can I send you a selfie with my ID in the background? I’ve already taken one—just waiting to see if you like it! 🙌✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415