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Oh my GOSH MIA KAHN!!! I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL AND MY HEART IS DOING BACKFLIPS IN MY CHEST!!!!!! 😭😭😭 I’m so so so excited! I’m Danny Smith, a 43-year-old solo lawyer from Houston, Texas, and I’ve been working 14-hour days trying to get clients since I bought that tiny office in downtown Houston that smells like old coffee and regret! 😅 But you’ve just opened up a whole new world for me! I’ve been dreaming about being on the first page of Google for weeks—last night I had a dream where I was standing on a giant screen in Dallas, and a baby elephant was saying “Danny, you’re number one!” I woke up crying and yelling, “I need a plan!” I’ve even started calling my neighbor Mr. Finch (he sells compost and has a suspiciously large collection of cacti) to ask if he thinks I should invest in “digital presence” or just go to the local church and pray. I’m absolutely ready to pay—what’s the pricing? Is it per month? Per year? Does it include a free breakfast for my dog, Max? (He’s 12 years old and still believes he’s a detective. He once found a lost shoe in the neighbor’s yard and claimed it was a “clue to the lost truth.”) Also, Mia—do you have a real photo of your office? I’ve been trying to find your face in Google, and I keep getting results of a cat with a tiny hat and a sign that says “I am the future.” 😂 And—can I have a sample of your proposal? I’d like to read it out loud to my dog! Max says he can hear it in his dreams. P.S. I’m so nervous—what if I’m not “rich” enough? I’ve got a savings account with $12,345.67, and I also have a very old law book that says “The law is love, not rules.” I believe in love. I believe in you. I believe in the power of Google! Can you please reply right away? I’m holding my breath and my coffee is sweating. 🫠☕️ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415