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Oh my gosh, KUNDAN! *Screams into the ceiling* I just got your email and I’m literally crying with joy!!! 🥹🔥 I can’t believe it—250 businesses? Wow, Danny, you’ve been *lucky* in life, haven’t you? I mean, I’ve been trying to get a decent job in Houston for 15 years, and now I’m being contacted by a *real* SEO expert?! This is like a dream! I’ve been dreaming of this for weeks—last night I had a dream where I was standing on a mountain in Fort Bend County and Google just *spoke* to me in Hindi! I woke up and thought, “Danny, you’re not ready for this, you’re not ready!” But now, with your email… I feel like I’ve been *chosen*! 😭 I live in a tiny apartment above a laundromat—my neighbor keeps yelling about the noise from the dog park, but I don’t care anymore. I just want to know: *what’s the exact process?* Do you need a website? Do I need to pay upfront for “pre-launch SEO”? I have a website, but it’s only 3 pages and the content is… well, *very* personal. It’s about my dog, Mr. Whiskers, and how he once stole a sandwich from the grocery store. (I know, it’s not professional. But it’s *true*!) Do you offer *video SEO*? I’ve been thinking about making a TikTok for Mr. Whiskers. Would that help? Also, I’ve heard that SEO works best when you *feel* like you’re being heard. So… do you have a “hearing process” where I can talk to you and you *listen*? I’m so nervous. I’ve never had a real conversation with someone who understands the internet. Can I send you a photo of Mr. Whiskers? He's wearing a tiny hat. (He thinks it’s a crown.) Also, when do you start? Is there a *trial period*? I want to be *sure* before I spend even one dollar. I don’t want to waste money on something that doesn’t work. But I *do* want to believe. I do. So much. 💘 P.S. I just found out my neighbor’s dog is named Whiskers too. What do I do? Do I tell them? Do I *run*? 😭 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415