Re: SEO proposal? [redacted]

Oh my gosh KUNDAN!!! I just got this email and my heart is doing backflips in my chest!!! I’ve been waiting for a response like this for *days*—I swear, I’ve been checking my inbox every 17 minutes since Friday night like a desperate man in love with a stranger! 🙃✨ You know what? I actually *did* get a dream last night where I was standing in front of a giant neon sign that said “SEO PROS” and a tiny squirrel wearing a tiny suit was handing me a golden key! I woke up screaming “It’s real! It’s real! There’s a squirrel in the dream!” My neighbor, Mrs. Thompson, said she saw it too—she’s now convinced she needs to start a squirrel sanctuary in her backyard! I told her I’d bring her a squirrel-shaped yoga mat next week, and she said she’ll pay me in compliments. I’m not joking, KUNDAN—this is *life-changing* energy! So, yes! I’d love to *absolutely* receive your proposal. I’ve already started thinking about how I can personally thank you with a handwritten note and a full-blown Texas BBQ celebration at my place—maybe even with live mariachi music and a 50-pound pot of chili! 🌮🔥 But wait—do you have a specific timeline for when the proposal will arrive? I’m so excited I’ve been sweating in my office, wearing my old cowboy boots (they’re still in the closet, I swear—I haven’t worn them in 3 years!) and I just realized I left my keys in the car… again. 😭 Also, do you know if you could include a fun, quirky photo of your squirrel? I mean, I’m not asking for anything *risky*—just a little humor to show that you’re not just some cold corporate SEO guy! And—oh!—what’s your favorite type of coffee? I’ve been trying to grow my own basil in a window planter… but it keeps turning into a tiny purple dragon. I’m not sure if it’s magical or just bad soil. Please answer quickly—I need to know before I start calling my mom and asking her if she has a squirrel in her attic. 🐿️💥 With all my heart and a very sweaty hand, Danny 🌟 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415