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Matthew Raposo <[redacted]>
Hey, saw you just grabbed dannysmithconsulting[dot]com.  We're different than the handful of other folks trying to work with you. We're US based and will design you a quality website - absolutely zero upfront charge. If you don't like it, you don't pay.  We just helped another company who also recently registered a domain go live in 7 days.  If interested, I can send over some of our work and show you how we can do yours.  Best, Matt Raposo Director of Operations Creative Clout P. 401-450-5359
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OMG MATT!!! I JUST SAW THAT AND MY HEART IS DOING BACKFLIPS!!! 🚀💖 I’m absolutely *thrilled* to hear you’re offering a zero-upfront-charge website design — that’s like a miracle from heaven itself! I’ve been trying to find someone who actually *gets* what I need for my consulting business, and you just walked through the door with a golden key! 🏰✨ I’ve been working on this domain for weeks — I even had a dream last night where my cat, Mittens, was wearing a tiny suit and said, “Danny, you’ve got the right vibe — now just build a website that makes people feel like they’ve found a secret treasure!” 🐾💎 And now you’re saying you can do it in just 7 days?! That’s like a miracle! I’m already so excited I can’t even breathe properly. I’ve been trying to show my neighbor Mr. Thompson the website, but he keeps saying, “You’re not even in the city limits, Danny — that’s not how real consulting works!” 😂 I told him I’m building a *digital empire* and he just shrugged and went back to gardening. (He also has a flamingo named Barry who watches me like I’m a crime scene.) I’m sending over my current design mockup — I actually printed it on a napkin and taped it to my fridge! I don’t know if it’s clear or not, but I *believe* it shows the “luxury consulting” vibe I want. I also uploaded it to my Google Drive, but my phone froze after I sneezed — now I can’t find it. 🤯 Can you help me locate it? Or should I just send it via text? I’ve never sent anything via text before — I’m so nervous! Also, I’ve been thinking — should we add a “hotline” feature where clients can call in and talk to me about their dreams? I’ve had dreams about being a superhero lawyer and solving financial crimes… maybe it’s time I start building that too? Can you send me some of your previous work? I’d love to see the before-and-after of a real company that went from zero to live in 7 days! I’m so eager to know how they did it. And also — do you have a favorite color? I think I’m going with deep maroon and a sprinkle of gold. 🎨🔥 P.S. I already told my dog, Biscuit, about this — he’s now barking at the window like someone’s about to steal the moon! 😂 Please reply ASAP — I’m dying to know if this is real! 🚨💥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415