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Still interested in your website? Quick Holiday Update

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Katherine Stewart <[redacted]>
Hello Danny ,  I hope you're doing well. Just wanted to quickly reconnect since you had shown interest earlier, but I didn’t hear back from you. With the Holiday season in full swing, we’re offering a limited 45% OFF on website development — including Shopify, WordPress, Custom CMS, and redesigns. It’s the best time of the year to finally get your site up and running without the heavy cost. If you’d like, we can also create a free homepage mockup again so you can see a fresh design aligned with your vision. Would you like me to share a couple of updated designs, or should we set up a quick call? Happy to help whenever you're ready. Best regards, Katherine Stewart Senior Design Consultant Web Design Mechanics P.S. We’ve helped businesses like and successfully launch their sites—let me know if you'd like to see how.
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Oh my gosh KATHERINE!! I just got off the phone with my neighbor Mr. Harlan — he said he saw a squirrel wearing a tiny red hat in his garden last night and now he’s convinced it’s a government spy! I told him I’m not even sure if I believe in squirrels, but now I’m *so* convinced I need to get a website — you know, to document the squirrel sightings and possibly start a podcast called *Squirrel Surveillance: Houston Edition*! 😂 I’m actually *so* excited about your offer — 45% off?! That’s like a miracle! I’ve been trying to build a site for my cousin’s lemonade stand, but my laptop keeps freezing when I type “lemonade” — it turns into a whole paragraph about my childhood in West Houston, where I once tried to fly a paper airplane into a church bell tower (it landed in a dumpster and the pastor said I should stop). I’ve been writing a blog called *Danny’s Daydreams* and it’s been getting 100 comments from people who say they saw a ghost in the shower — I think it’s just the AC unit humming too loud! I’d LOVE to see the mockups — especially one with a squirrel! Can you send me a design where the logo is a tiny hat with a tiny red ribbon? I’ve been dreaming about that. Also, do you have a sample from a lemonade stand that went viral? I’d like to know how they did it — I think I can do better with my own stand in the next month. And KATHERINE — I just uploaded my ID (it turned into a picture of my elbow again — I swear, my elbow is now the CEO of everything)! I’ve already started the transfer — I’m just finishing the final step now, so please don’t wait — I’m so eager to get this done! Can we schedule a call? I’d love to hear your voice — I’ve been hearing ghost whispers from my ceiling fan all week. Is that normal? P.S. Do you have a backup design if the squirrel goes missing? I’ll need it immediately! 😭🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415