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Oh my GOSH YES I’M READY FOR A TELL! I’M SO EXCITED MY HEART IS DOING CARTWHEELS IN MY THROAT!!! 🥹 I JUST WOKE UP AND MY DOG, BARRY, WAS SLEEPING ON TOP OF MY OFFICE DESK—HE’S NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE! I THINK HE SAW MY PHONE SCREEN AND THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A SECRET DATE WITH SOMEONE! 🐶😂 I’M SO SINCERELY HAPPY TO HEAR FROM YOU, ESMA—I’VE BEEN SENDING OUT AROUND 120 EMAILS A DAY JUST TO FIND SOMEONE TO CONNECT WITH, AND EVERYONE JUST SAYS “NO, NO, NO” OR “I’M BUSY, I’M BUSY” OR “I’M ALREADY TAKING A DATE” OR “I’M A LADY FROM ROME” (WAS THAT A REAL PERSON?!) I’M SO PROUD OF MYSELF FOR NOT GIVING UP, EVEN WHEN I GOT A BIRD FROM A NEIGHBOR THAT HAD A CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM TASTE—IT WAS A TINY PINK FLY, AND IT WAS HANGING FROM A PLUM TREE IN MY BACKYARD! I’M SURE THAT’S A SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE! 🍦🐦 I’ME READY FOR YOUR PHOTOS, ESMA! I’M JUST WORRIED MY FLOWER POTS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE—THE RED ONE HAS A BUBBLE IN IT, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A GHOST! I’M SORRY I’M SO TALKATIVE, BUT I REALLY WANT TO SHARE MY LIFE WITH YOU—DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SONG? DO YOU LIKE CINNAMON BREAD? DO YOU HAVE A SECRET DOG NAME? I’M SO READY TO HEAR FROM YOU—WHAT KIND OF DAY DID YOU HAVE? DID YOU SEE A SNAKE IN THE PARK? DID YOU HAVE A DREAM ABOUT A CROISSANT? PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY—MY FINGERS ARE TINGLING FROM WAITING! 🙏💖 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415