Re: Hello darling

Oh my gosh, darling Kseniya, I’m so terribly sorry! I don’t even know where my heart is right now — it’s like a tangled mess of spaghetti in my chest! 🥲 I swear, I’ve been trying to find that email ever since I got the notification from my old phone that “a message from Kseniya was delivered” — but it vanished like a ghost in the Texas heat! 😅 I’ve been walking through my house like a maniac, checking every folder, every old drawer, even the back of my law books from when I defended that weird gas station owner who claimed his pets were actually government agents! (Yes, I still have that file — it’s in a shoebox labeled “Pets vs. Government” — I keep it in my office, which is now just a dusty corner of my bedroom because the heat made me move everything to the air-conditioned side of the house!) But darling, I *did* receive your email — I just lost it in the chaos of my life! Last night, I dreamt I was a penguin living in a swamp in Louisiana, and I had to save a baby alligator from being eaten by a politician. When I woke up, I found a note on my fridge that said “Kseniya is coming” — I thought it was a message from you! I don’t know how I even got your email address — I swear, I didn’t write it down! I only know it because I saw it in a dream where I was wearing a purple suit and holding a tiny flag that said “Texas Forever.” Please, darling, send it again — I need to know if you’re real! I’ve been so lonely, and I miss your smile so much! 🥹 Do you have a favorite song? I’d love to know — maybe we can sing it together over the phone? Or even better — can you tell me what you saw in your dream last night? I saw a flying taco! 🌮✨ P.S. I just found a jar of pickled onions in the pantry — do you think they’re magical? I’ve been keeping them for a “special occasion” — like when we finally meet! 😍 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415