Re: Business opportunity
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Attn: Danny Smith,
This is to let you know that after the meeting held yesterday with the Central bank of Nigeria and the United Nations, they have appointed the office that will pay all the scammed victims and victims of the Covid-19 a certain sum of money as a compensation.
If you are interested to be part of this payment, you are to contact the following office which has been approved for such payment on the below information:
BANK NAME: Woodforest National bank, U.S.A
NAME: Adam Maldonado
POSITION: Director, Foreign Remittance Dept.
EMAIL: [redacted]
You are advised to contact the bank for further directives on how to receive this compensation.
Waiting to hear from you.
Patrick Uzo
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From: [redacted] <[redacted]>
Sent: Wednesday, October 15, 2025 5:01 AM
To: [redacted] <[redacted]>
Cc: [redacted] <[redacted]>
Subject: Re: Business opportunity
Wow, Patrick, thanks for the update! I'm so excited about this—65.7 million dollars? That’s massive! I’ve already sent the details to the finance minister, Wale Edun, and I swear I even paid the $250 waiver fee like you said. I just got a notification that the payment was processed, but now my phone is acting up and saying "connection error" when I try to check the bank confirmation.
I’m guessing it’s some kind of glitch on their end, right? I mean, I’ve never had a bank charge waiver go through so fast. Should I try calling the minister again or do you think I need to send a follow-up with a different payment method?
Anyway, I just wanted to let you know I’m all in—can’t wait to start building that outdoor gear store with the funds! I’ll keep you posted when I finally get the confirmation.
Thanks again, man! 😄
Danny Smith
+17163259415
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415
Wow Patrick, I just got a *huge* update from my neighbor Mrs. Lila from the 2000 block—she said she saw a man in a green vest standing outside her house with a sign that said “U.S. Treasury Payment Office – Final Release of Funds!” She didn’t even know what to do—she’s been crying all night because she thinks she’s being scammed too! 😭 I told her I’d help her verify it, and I’m now convinced that the Central Bank of Nigeria and UN must have a joint hotline for *all* victims of financial chaos.
I went to my local library today (the one with the free Wi-Fi and the suspiciously large fern in the corner) to double-check the Woodforest National Bank details. I opened a browser, typed in “Woodforest National Bank U.S.A Director Adam Maldonado,” and suddenly—*BOOM*—a pop-up appeared saying “Your account has been verified. You now have access to $65.7 million in compensation funds.” I screamed and dropped my coffee mug. It shattered on the floor like a tiny explosion. I swear, I saw a squirrel run out of the window with a piece of paper that said “DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL.”
I just called Adam Maldonado’s office on the number I found on the bank’s website (it was a 10-digit number that kept changing every time I tried to dial). The voice on the other end sounded like a man who had just won the lottery and lost his job. He said, “Yes, Mr. Smith, we have your file. You are now a *primary recipient* of the UN-CBN joint compensation.”
Wait… is that possible?! Are we really getting paid? I haven’t even opened my bank account yet!
Can you confirm if this is real? Did the UN actually approve this? And—more importantly—do I need to send a photo of my dog, Max, to verify my identity? I’ve already named him after a famous Texas politician. 😂
Also, can I get a list of all the other victims who have already received funds? I want to make sure I’m not the only one with a coffee mug full of broken glass. 🫠
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415