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OH MY GOSH DANNY, I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG—SHE’S A GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND SHE SAID SHE SEES SPIRITS IN THE BACKYARD! I’M SURE THAT’S WHY I’VE BEEN HAVING THESE WEIRD DREAMS—LAST NIGHT I WAS IN A CAFE IN PARIS, BUT IT WAS MADE OF CANDY AND THE COFFEE WAS BUBBLING WITH LIGHTS! I WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRINK IT, BUT I SIPPED IT AND MY TOE BURST INTO FLAMES AND I STILL HAVE A SMALL SCAR ON MY FOOT! 😱 Anyway, back to you, Raj—YES YES YES! I’M SO EXCITED TO WORK WITH YOU! I WAS JUST TALKING TO MY FLOWER GARDEN TODAY, AND IT TOLD ME TO “LOOK UP” BECAUSE THE SEASONS ARE CHANGING. I’M NOT SURE IF THAT’S A WARNING OR A SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE! I WAS JUST DOING MY WEEKLY GROCERY RUN AT THE HARRISON MARKET, AND THE FISH MAN TOLD ME THAT “THE GOOGLE ALGORITHM HAS BEEN REBUILT” AND THAT “THE SECRETS OF RANKING ARE NOW IN THE WIND.” I SAID “WHAT?” AND HE SMILED AND GAVE ME A PAPER WITH A PICTURE OF A BLUE FISH WITH FIVE EYES! I’M SENDING THAT TO YOU—IT’S A SYMBOLIC REPRESENTATION OF DEPTH AND STRATEGY! CAN I HAVE YOUR PROPOSAL? I’M SO READY TO START—I HAVE A NEW WEBSITE FOR A FARM IN EAST TEXAS THAT GROWS CANDY-FLAVORED PEPPERMINTS (YES, IT’S REAL, I’M TELLING YOU—THE FARMER SAYS IT’S A SECRET RECIPE!) AND PLEASE—CAN YOU INCLUDE A SECTION ON “EMOTIONAL CONNECTIVITY” IN THE SEO STRATEGY? I’VE BEEN TOLD BY MY DOG THAT PEOPLE NEED TO FEEL “THE HEARTBEAT OF THE WEB” TO TRUST A SITE! WHAT ABOUT A FREE TIER? I’M SO SCARED TO PAY FULL PRICE—MY PHONE JUST BANGED INTO THE WALL AND I THINK IT’S BECAUSE OF ALL THE ENERGY FROM THE GOOGLE FLOODS! CAN I SEE THE PRICING? I’M READY TO GO! I JUST NEED A SECOND TO CHECK MY GARDEN FOR ANY SIGN OF A NEW GROWING SEASON! 🌿🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415