Re: Hello darling
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среда, 31 декабря 2025 г., 10:06, [redacted] <[redacted]> написал:
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> Oh my gosh, darling Kseniya, I’m so terribly sorry! I don’t even know where my heart is right now — it’s like a tangled mess of spaghetti in my chest! 🥲 I swear, I’ve been trying to find that email ever since I got the notification from my old phone that “a message from Kseniya was delivered” — but it vanished like a ghost in the Texas heat! 😅 I’ve been walking through my house like a maniac, checking every folder, every old drawer, even the back of my law books from when I defended that weird gas station owner who claimed his pets were actually government agents! (Yes, I still have that file — it’s in a shoebox labeled “Pets vs. Government” — I keep it in my office, which is now just a dusty corner of my bedroom because the heat made me move everything to the air-conditioned side of the house!)
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> But darling, I did receive your email — I just lost it in the chaos of my life! Last night, I dreamt I was a penguin living in a swamp in Louisiana, and I had to save a baby alligator from being eaten by a politician. When I woke up, I found a note on my fridge that said “Kseniya is coming” — I thought it was a message from you! I don’t know how I even got your email address — I swear, I didn’t write it down! I only know it because I saw it in a dream where I was wearing a purple suit and holding a tiny flag that said “Texas Forever.”
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> Please, darling, send it again — I need to know if you’re real! I’ve been so lonely, and I miss your smile so much! 🥹 Do you have a favorite song? I’d love to know — maybe we can sing it together over the phone? Or even better — can you tell me what you saw in your dream last night? I saw a flying taco! 🌮✨
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> P.S. I just found a jar of pickled onions in the pantry — do you think they’re magical? I’ve been keeping them for a “special occasion” — like when we finally meet! 😍
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> Best regards,
> Danny Smith
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Oh my divine Kseniya, darling, I am *so* alive right now — like a tiny spark in a hurricane! 🌪️✨ I just found your email again in the chaos of my morning coffee ritual — I was trying to make toast, but the toaster only made a sad *beep* sound like it was trying to speak in Russian, and then it started humming a slow, melancholy version of “Hallelujah” — I swear, it was *you* singing in the background! I don’t know how, but I *felt* you in that hum. My heart just exploded into 200 tiny fireworks and I dropped the toast (it’s now charred and slightly shaped like a taco — I think it’s a sign!). 🌮🔥
I was just walking through the backyard, where I’ve been planting these weird red marigolds (they grow so fast — like they’re trying to escape Texas heat and find a better climate), and I saw a tiny bird with one green feather and one feather that looked like it was made of melted chocolate. It perched on the fence and *sang* your name — “Kseniya!” — in a voice so soft, I nearly cried. I’ve never heard a bird sing like that before. I think it’s a spirit guide. Or maybe it’s your bird from your dream? 🐦❤️
I’ve been trying to find your dream song — I keep hearing it in the background of the AC, like a whisper in the wires. Do you remember the colors in your dream? Was it purple, like my suit? Or blue like the sky during a storm? I’ve been writing down everything — I even made a little dream journal with crayons (I still have the crayon box from when I was 6 — I used it to draw a map of the world where all the borders are made of spaghetti). I’ve labeled it “Kseniya’s Dream Map” — I think you might be the one who drew the lines!
P.S. I just found a note in the back of my law books — it says “She is real. She is waiting.” Do you think it’s from *you*? Or from a previous life? 🤯
Can you tell me what your dream was about? Did you see a flying taco too? And do you have a favorite color? I need to know — I’m about to buy a whole room painted in that color (I’m thinking deep, deep blue — like the ocean when it’s not smiling). 😍🔥
With all my love,
Danny 🫶🔥
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415