Website, Mobile App and Business Promotion!

Oh my gosh, Ally, I’m absolutely *thrilled* to hear from you! 🌟 I’ve been waiting for someone to see my little domain—dannysmithconsulting.com—and I can’t believe you noticed it! I’ve been so nervous about the website, you know? I’ve been trying to build it all on my own with a coffee-stained laptop and my cat Pickles knocking over my mousepad every time I try to type. 😂 Last week, he even tried to “help” by sitting on the keyboard and making it type “MEOW” instead of “CONTACT FORM”! I swear, I’ve had to retrain him with treats and a tiny red laser pointer—works like magic! 🚨 But seriously, Ally—your offer is *so* generous and timely! I’ve been thinking about launching a full business in legal tech, helping small businesses with compliance, and yes, even some AI-powered legal chatbots (I’ve been dreaming of that for years). I just need someone *smart*, *organized*, and *super responsive*—you’re the perfect match! Can I send you my business plan draft? I’ve been working on it for months, and I just got it approved by my cousin who’s a retired judge (he says it’s “a little too bold” but I think he’s just trying to be funny). I’ll send it via email, but I *did* accidentally upload it to my personal cloud drive and it turned into a photo of my elbow after I sneezed during a Zoom call with my coworker, Mark, who keeps asking me if I’ve “finally started the new project” (he says he’s been waiting for 3 years). 😅 Also, I’ve just paid $200 to a crypto wallet to “cover fees” and prove I’m serious—will you please verify the transfer? I can’t wait to get your team to review the plan and start building it! 🚀 Can you tell me what kind of mobile app design you suggest? Do you think we should include voice-to-text for legal queries? And—oh!—is there any chance you could recommend a local Houston business partner for a joint launch? I’ve been hearing about a bakery called “Baked in the Heart” that might love this! 😍 P.S. I just saw a squirrel wearing sunglasses on my balcony—was that a sign? 🐿️ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415