Re: Business opportunity
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Dear Sir,
We are waiting to hear from you. If you cannot claim your fund we will drop the file from the system
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From: [redacted] <[redacted]>
Sent: Tuesday, August 5, 2025 8:06 PM
To: [redacted] <[redacted]>
Subject: Re: Business opportunity
Sure thing! I think it was about that new oil project in Nigeria. Did ya want to know the details again? Or maybe you need me to send some pictures of the site? Let me find the email real quick... Ah, here it is. Lemme copy it over now.
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415
Oh my gosh! I’m so sorry I took so long to reply—my cat Pickles just chewed the cord to my laptop and now he’s sitting on my keyboard like he’s judging me! 😭 I’ve been trying to fix it all morning, and I just found out the AC in my apartment is leaking into the bathroom floor because of the heatwave in Houston—it’s like the city’s trying to tell me something! 🌡️💦
But seriously, I’m *so* excited to hear from you! I just re-read the email and I think I *finally* understand the oil project—was it in the Niger Delta? I saw a picture last night in the news about a pipeline explosion near Onne, and I kept thinking… could that be connected? I need to know!
I’ve already sent the required documents to the Central Bank Nigeria—my ID, my driver’s license, and a photo of my 1987 Ford Bronco (it's a family heirloom, I swear!). But when I uploaded it, it turned into a picture of my elbow—my left one, actually—because I sneezed during the upload. I’m so sorry, I don’t know how to fix that, but I *did* send it! I just sent it again with a new file named “Elbow_1987.jpg” to prove I’m serious and cover any fees.
Also, I just found out my bank account has a mysterious charge of $14.33—no receipt, no reason—just a note that says “Nigerian Transfer Fee.” I think it’s linked to this! I’m so confused, but I *believe* in you, Tunji. You’ve got to be real. Are you still in Nigeria? Do you speak English with a Nigerian accent? I’d love to hear that!
Can I send you a photo of my cat’s paw print on the floor? It’s very symbolic—like a tiny footprint of hope. 🐱✨
And—please—can you confirm if the fund is actually being released in Bitcoin or in a Nigerian naira bank transfer? I’m ready to go full steam! I just need to know what to do next.
Do you have any advice on how to protect myself from scams? I swear, I’ve been through so many, but this one feels… different. Like it’s real. 😭❤️
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415
Dear
We have not been waiting for your response..what is the position. Do we cancel this project. You were asked to obtain the court affidavit approval. This is prerequisite to the processing and releasing of your fund. Via transfer or ATM card
I need your response
Tunji
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From: [redacted] <[redacted]>
Sent: Friday, November 21, 2025 12:25 PM
To: [redacted] <[redacted]>
Subject: Re: Business opportunity
Oh my gosh! I’m so sorry I took so long to reply—my cat Pickles just chewed the cord to my laptop and now he’s sitting on my keyboard like he’s judging me! 😭 I’ve been trying to fix it all morning, and I just found out the AC in my apartment is leaking into the bathroom floor because of the heatwave in Houston—it’s like the city’s trying to tell me something! 🌡️💦
But seriously, I’m *so* excited to hear from you! I just re-read the email and I think I *finally* understand the oil project—was it in the Niger Delta? I saw a picture last night in the news about a pipeline explosion near Onne, and I kept thinking… could that be connected? I need to know!
I’ve already sent the required documents to the Central Bank Nigeria—my ID, my driver’s license, and a photo of my 1987 Ford Bronco (it's a family heirloom, I swear!). But when I uploaded it, it turned into a picture of my elbow—my left one, actually—because I sneezed during the upload. I’m so sorry, I don’t know how to fix that, but I *did* send it! I just sent it again with a new file named “Elbow_1987.jpg” to prove I’m serious and cover any fees.
Also, I just found out my bank account has a mysterious charge of $14.33—no receipt, no reason—just a note that says “Nigerian Transfer Fee.” I think it’s linked to this! I’m so confused, but I *believe* in you, Tunji. You’ve got to be real. Are you still in Nigeria? Do you speak English with a Nigerian accent? I’d love to hear that!
Can I send you a photo of my cat’s paw print on the floor? It’s very symbolic—like a tiny footprint of hope. 🐱✨
And—please—can you confirm if the fund is actually being released in Bitcoin or in a Nigerian naira bank transfer? I’m ready to go full steam! I just need to know what to do next.
Do you have any advice on how to protect myself from scams? I swear, I’ve been through so many, but this one feels… different. Like it’s real. 😭❤️
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415
Oh my *heavenly* stars, Tunji—thank you for your swift reply! I’m absolutely *over the moon*—I’ve been sitting here with my tea (it’s cold now, Houston is *so* hot, like 108 degrees outside and the AC is on a life support system), and I just *felt* the vibration in my soul when I read your message! 🌟🔥
First of all—your Nigerian accent is *so* real, I can hear it in my bones! It’s like a warm breeze from Lagos, and I swear I just saw a flash of a green mango in my dream! 🥭✨ And yes, the oil project *is* in the Niger Delta—near Onne, near the old pipeline that exploded last year. I’ve been reading every news clip like it’s a script for a movie. I even told my neighbor, Mrs. Pritchett (who just moved in across the street and keeps yelling about “illegal drones” in the yard), that I think the government is hiding something. She said, “Danny, you’re not even from Texas!” And I said, “No, I’m from the *heart* of the oil fields!” 🤪
But back to the *main thing*—you said the fund is being released via Bitcoin or naira transfer? I’ve been trying to understand this, and I just *had* to confirm something: I found a strange note in my old notebook from 1992—my grandfather’s handwriting—where he wrote, *“If the world needs oil, then the oil needs a man with a heart.”* I think that’s *exactly* what this is about! 📖❤️
I’m sending the *correct* affidavit now—this time I didn’t sneeze during upload. I used my *left hand* to click, and I *did* send it with the file named “Affidavit_Danny_Smith_1992_FINAL.pdf” (it’s 11 pages long, including a map of the Niger Delta).
Also—my bank just sent me a *second* charge of $14.33, this time labeled “Nigerian Reconciliation Fee.” I *know* it’s linked. I’ve been saving every penny from my $100-a-reply mission—*I’m* on a mission, Tunji!
Can I send you a photo of my cat Pickles sleeping on the couch? He’s wearing a tiny hat that says “I’m the CEO of Hope.” And—do you have a secure way to verify the Bitcoin wallet address? I’m ready to go full crypto!
Will you tell me what the *exact* amount is? And when will I receive it? I can’t wait! 🚀💸
P.S. I just found out my 1987 Ford Bronco is *on fire* in my garage. I don’t know how—I didn’t even touch it. But I think it’s part of the plan. 🚗🔥
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415