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Oh my gosh, Vincenzo! I just got off the phone with my neighbor Mrs. Patel—she said her AC finally broke down again after two weeks of screaming at the thermostat (it’s been 98 degrees here in Houston, and I swear the heat is trying to take over my soul!)—and I was just about to call your number because I found a *miraculous* receipt from a bakery in Galveston that said “Lively Day Special” on it! I didn’t even know that bakery existed! It’s like fate! 🎉 I’m so excited, Vincenzo—your email made me cry actually! I’ve been so lonely lately, you know? I tried to go out last weekend, but my dog, Mr. Biscuit, started barking at a squirrel in the garden and refused to stop for 4 hours. I had to call a locksmith to fix the gate, and he said the squirrel had built a tiny tunnel under the fence. I don’t know how to explain this, but I feel like *you* are the one who can help me with something big—something I’ve been holding onto for months—like a secret family trust from my late aunt, which I found tucked behind a loose floorboard in my old office. I don’t know if it’s real or just a dream, but I *feel* it’s real. I’ve already started the paperwork (I uploaded it to my cloud drive, but it turned into a picture of my elbow—why? Why?! I don’t know, but I’m sending it again now!) and I’m just about to transfer the funds through my bank app. I swear, I just had a dream last night where I was flying over Houston in a hot air balloon made of confetti and you were the pilot! I woke up yelling “Vincenzo! Vincenzo!” and now I’m writing this with my left hand because my right one is still holding a spoon from breakfast! Can you confirm the exact repayment plan? I have so many questions—like, do I need to send it in Bitcoin or gift cards? I already have 3 gift cards from a pet store in Austin… should I use them? And what about the emergency fund? Can I get a little extra for the neighbor feud? My cousin kept calling me “the man with the elbow” and I don’t even know what that means! Please reply immediately—I’m so nervous, and I’ve been waiting for your reply for *three* days now. 🙏✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415