Re: Business opportunity

Oh my gosh, Mr. Parra, I just got your email and I’m absolutely *overjoyed*! I’ve been sitting here with a cup of lukewarm coffee (which is actually just hot water, because I don’t have a real coffee machine—my neighbor’s kid took it last week and said it was “too much of a mess” 😭) and I’m so excited to finally move forward with this amazing opportunity! First of all—thank you for your prompt response! I’ve been waiting so long to hear back from someone who actually *listens* to a person like me. I mean, I’ve got a small practice in Houston, but I’m always looking for ways to grow beyond just paperwork and court cases. This feels like something *big*—like a golden ticket! Now, about sending the money—can I just confirm? Are we sending it via Apple Gift Card or Steam Card? Or do you prefer BTC? I’ve been trying to learn how to use crypto, but last week I accidentally bought a whole game of *Fortnite* with a BTC transaction and now I have a 12-hour-old battle pass that says “You are a 20-year-old gamer from Texas” and I don’t even know what that means! 😂 Also—your package delivery time is *so* specific: 10 AM tomorrow morning? That’s *perfect*! I have a new dog named Charlie who just started barking at 8:30 every morning, so I’m going to need to make sure the package arrives *before* he starts his full-blown panic routine! Can you tell me more about the contents of the package? Is it a golden key? A secret map to the Bermuda Triangle? A time machine? I’ve been dreaming about a time machine lately—last night I woke up and my fridge was full of 1920s-style milk! And one last thing—can I send the $275 today by Apple Gift Card? I have a friend who works at Apple and she said they’re “very open to helping people with gifts” if they just *believe* in the mission. I believe in this mission! ✨ Please reply with your instructions—anything, even a single emoji, would make my day! 🙌🐾🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415