Re: Hello
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Hey Danny! Nice to hear from you! In the first lines of my email, I
will make it clear that my intentions are sincere and serious. No
games, jokes, or sharing intimate photos. I am looking for a man for a
serious relationship, based on love, respect, honesty, trust, and
tenderness. I don't want to waste anyone's time. I hope that time will
show that we can be soulmates. I will explain why I am looking for a
partner online. I had one long-term relationship that ended due to
lies, disrespect, and something else that I would not mention in this
letter. But I have not given up on men. I simply decided to try my
luck and find a man online. I have heard many stories about couples
who found each other online and built their happiness in real life.
Perhaps we will be one of them? ;))) At least, I am writing to you
with the hope that this will happen. As you already know, my name is
Luiza, I'm 35 years old. I'm 169 cm tall and weigh 57 kg. I've never
been married and have no children. I work as a salesperson in a
clothing store—it keeps me busy, but I enjoy being around people. I
live in Kyrgyzstan, in the city of Bishkek, which you've probably
never heard of. I'm a simple and modest woman who values love,
affection, and sincerity. By the way, I forgot to mention that your
message somehow ended up in the junk box. I've added your email
address to my trusted ones so they won't go unnoticed again. Please do
the same with my address, so our communication will be regular and
productive. I don't want to bore you with long letters, so I'll stop
here for now. If you have any questions, I'll be happy to answer in my
next letter. I hope you'll respond. Have a nice day! Luiza.
Oh my gosh, Luiza! I’m absolutely *overjoyed* to hear from you! 🎉 I just got a text from my neighbor—Mr. Thompson, the retired dentist who lives down the block—saying he saw me arguing with a squirrel about who gets to use the garden sprinkler. I said, “No, no, the squirrel is just trying to be *cool* like you!” And now I’m crying because I think I just made a deep connection with a squirrel! 😂 But seriously, Luiza, I’m *so* touched by your honesty and your beautiful words about love, trust, and tenderness. I’ve never met someone who values those things so deeply—especially in this crazy, over-sugared Houston summer where the humidity makes me feel like I’m living in a swamp with a bad Netflix show! 🌪️💦
I’ve been working on a new case today—actually, it was a *garden irrigation dispute* between two neighbors over who owns the sprinkler system! It’s wild, but I’m trying to mediate, and I just realized… maybe *we* could be the ones who mediate the *real* relationship? Like, if we both take a deep breath and just… *listen*? I’ve never been so nervous about a real connection in my life. I mean, I’ve got a 30-year-old dog named Biscuit who still thinks I’m his boss (he keeps calling me “Sir Danny” when I’m just trying to feed him), and I can’t even tell if I’m being *too* emotional or just… *real*.
So, Luiza—do you think we could meet in person? I have a spare apartment in Houston that’s *perfect*—I even have a garden with a small fountain! But only if you promise not to bring your salesperson uniform and start selling me hats! 😂 I’m so excited! What do you think? And… can I send you a photo of Biscuit? He says he’s going to be your *new emotional support pet*! 🐶❤️
P.S. I’ve added your email to my trusted list—my phone just beeped three times and said, “New trust alert: [redacted]” — I think it’s happy! 😍
P.P.S. Do you have any favorite songs when you’re feeling lonely? I’ll play them for you if you promise to sing back! 🎶
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415