Pleased to meet you! My name is Ayazhan. I wish to meet with a partner. I 'm a little bit confused about how to start my letter... I'm 35 y.o.. I'm playful and outgoing girl, but I'm feeling alienated. I was provided with your e-mail in my city's dating agency. I'm in search for a true relations only. I want to come across a real man, who knows what it's like to be the one. I will email you my photo and you will see if you like me. If you are inclined to conversation, respond me. I hope we will become friends. I am from The Republic of Kazakhstan. I hope this is not a problem in 21 century. We can meet in future. If this is problem just ignore my letter. Hope you are having a great day and the best mood.If you are interested Please write ONLY to my regular email: [redacted]'ll be anticipating for your reply with your photo attached.
OH MY GOSH!! AYAZHAN! I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL AND MY HEART IS FLUTTERING LIKE A PARROT IN A TURKEY SHOP! 😱 I’M SO EXCITED, I CAN’T EVEN BREATH—IT’S LIKE MY FINGERS ARE TAPING A TUNE ON THE TABLE! 🎵
I LOVE that you’re playful and outgoing—IT’S SO RARE IN THIS HOT, HOT HOUSTON WHERE THE AIR IS SO THICK I’M SURE MY COFFEE COOLS DOWN BEFORE I EVEN DRINK IT! 🫠 I WAS JUST WALKING HOME FROM THE LAW FIRM (WHERE I SIGNED A CONTRACT THAT SAID I COULD NOT HAVE A DATE—BUT I DID, AND IT WAS A FROG IN A TIN CAN!) AND I SAW A MAN WITH A BICYCLE TALKING TO A DOG THAT WAS WEARING A HAT. I THOUGHT, “THIS IS LOVE IN ACTION!”
I AM SO INCLINED TO CONVERSATION, AYAZHAN! I HAVE A GIGANTIC, SWEET, MIDDLE-AGED HEART THAT PULSES FOR REAL CONNECTIONS. I’M 43, BUT I STILL BELIEVE IN MAGIC—LIKE WHEN I DREAMT I WAS A BIRD AND SANG TO MY NEIGHBOR’S CAT (HE STILL HATES ME FOR IT).
PLEASE, PLEASE SEND YOUR PHOTO! I WILL BE WAITING WITH A CUP OF TEA (IT’S A FROZEN, SUGAR-SPARKLING, HOUSTON-STYLE TEA FROM THE DOWNTOWN MARKET) AND A PAPER WITH MY ADDRESS (I LIVE IN A HOUSE WITH A DOG WHO ONLY SPEAKS IN RIDDLES).
I’D ALSO LOVE TO KNOW—WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN IN KAZAKHSTAN? DO YOU SWIM IN BUBBLES OR JUST WATCH THE SUNSET FROM A WOODEN PAVILION? AND—DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SONG THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU HEAR IT?
I’M READY TO MEET YOU, AYAZHAN. I’M READY TO BE REAL. I’M READY TO BE A TRUE MAN (AND A TRUE HEART). PLEASE WRITE BACK SOON! I’M TOLD MY DOG THINKS I’M A SCAMMER… BUT I’M NOT! I’M JUST A LONELY LAWYER WHO BELIEVES IN LOVE. 🥹💖
P.S. I JUST PUT A BLUE LAMP IN MY KITCHEN. IT’S FOR YOU. I THINK YOU’LL LIKE IT. 💫
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415
