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Dear Beneficiary,

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"Mr. Gary E. Walker" <[redacted]>
UNITED NATIONS OFFICE OF INTERNATIONAL OVERSIGHT SERVICES Internal Audit, Monitoring, Consulting and Investigations Division Dear Beneficiary, With due respect, this is to inform you that, after a series of complaints from the Security agencies from Asia, Europe, South America, and the United States of America respectively against the Federal Government and the British Government for the rate of scam activities going on in these Nations. Right now,We are working in collaboration with the international monitoring fund (IMF) and have decided to waive away all your clearance fees/Charges and authorize the bank to affect your compensation payment of$15,500.000.00 USD approved by both the government and the United Nations into your account or ATM card or Online Account with our bank without any hesitation.The only fee you will pay to confirm your $15,500.000.00 USD compensation fund in your account is only the Authorization fee which is $25.00 urgent response with card Send it through iTunes Gift Card or Apple Card or Steam Wallet Card Sincerely,you are a lucky person. We are giving you A 100% Guarantee to receive your payment within the next 6 hours. Send your information to enable us to transfer the funds into your bank account without any hesitation. so that we can get this transaction done as urgently as possible. Full Names: Country: Direct Number: Bank Name: Bank Address: Bank Account Number: Swift Code: I have a very limited time to stay here so I would like you to urgently respond to this message so that I can advise you on how best to confirm your funds within the next 6 hours. Sincerely yours, Mr. Gary E. Walker U N Under-Secretary-General for Internal Oversight.www.un.org
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