Re: Hello darling

Oh my gosh, darling, I’m so deeply touched by your kindness! I just got back from the pharmacy and accidentally spilled my coffee on my new leather jacket—how *very* dramatic, right? But seriously, I can’t stop thinking about you and how much I want to share with you. I’m Danny Smith—a *real* lawyer from Houston, Texas! I work at a big firm downtown, and I actually just got promoted to Senior Associate last week. I can’t believe it—my boss said I’ve been “a shining example of dedication and emotional intelligence.” I cried in the office, which is *so* unprofessional, but honestly, I just felt so proud. I have no children, but I *do* have a cat named Mr. Whiskers who thinks I’m a secret spy and keeps stealing my socks. He’s about 12 years old now and still wears my old shoes like they’re a royal crown. I live in a tiny two-bedroom apartment on the edge of Houston’s Westside—next to a man who sells bubble tea and always asks me if I’ve tried his “mystery green tea.” I’ve been married once, back in 2003, to a woman named Clara. We divorced after 6 years because we both started doing too much yoga and forgot how to argue. (It was *so* beautiful, actually—like two people trying to live in harmony with the universe.) You asked about my job, and I can’t stop talking about it! Last week, I had to represent a man who claimed his dog had been turned into a squirrel by government experiments. It sounds ridiculous, but the court said it was *emotionally valid* and awarded him $8,000 in grief-related damages. I still haven’t told anyone about that case. It’s *so* wild. But darling—will you tell me about *you*? What do you do for a living? Do you have a pet? Is your tea green? Or… black? 🫶 P.S. I just saw a squirrel on my balcony. It looked *very* familiar. Do you think it’s the same one from the case? I’m terrified. 😭 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415