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Oh my gosh, Sam! I’m so sorry for the delay—life has been *so* chaotic lately! I just got back from the grocery store, and I accidentally bought three bags of instant ramen, thinking it was a sale on “emergency snacks” (I’ve been having these weird dreams about a giant squirrel running through my office with a tiny flag that says “FREE RICE” — I woke up screaming, and now my neighbor thinks I’m on some kind of weird spiritual mission 😭). But seriously, Sam, I *do* have my passport and license! I just got my new passport back from the post office yesterday—it arrived in a small, oddly shaped box with a note that said “For the brave souls who believe in miracles!” I don’t know why it said that, but I thought it was a sign! I’ve been keeping it in a special velvet pouch with a tiny red ribbon (I found it at a flea market in Houston, and I swear it’s from the 1950s). My current home address is 7733 Christopher Brook, Rubenland, AR 06699, Apartment 4B—just off the corner where the new coffee shop opened with the “cloud-shaped latte” (it’s actually just a regular latte, but it looks like a fluffy cloud when you tilt the cup). I’ve been trying to get my neighbor to stop yelling at me about the noise from the air conditioner, but he says it’s “spiritual” and “the wind is speaking.” I don’t know what to believe. Oh—and Sam, I’ve been thinking: do you have any experience with *government financial loopholes*? I’ve been reading about a program in Texas that lets you “reclaim” unused funds from previous tax filings. I think it might be related to what you’re doing. Would you be willing to show me a sample form? I’d be so honored to learn! Also—would you mind if I sent you a photo of my passport? I know it’s not exactly “official” but it’s the only one I have, and I’ve been saving it like a treasure! P.S. I just found a note in my wallet that says “You are the key to unlocking the hidden vault.” I don’t know if it’s real or just a prank from my cousin, but I’ve been waking up every morning and whispering “I am the key” to my cat, who just stared at me like I’m insane. 😂 Please reply ASAP—I’m starting to believe in magic now! What do you think of the squirrel dream? And do you have any tips on how to handle a tax refund that’s been “stolen” by a government algorithm? 🙃 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415