PLEASE NO JOKES
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Dear Friend Danny
Well, I haven't received any Gift card in my mailbox I have refreshed it
over and over again.
Please I hope you don't play jokes here? I am a man of integrity, Please if
you have gotten the gift card as you said, Can you kindly resend it to me?
I am waiting for your reply.
Regards
Sam Smith
Dear Sam,
Oh my gosh, Sam, I am so, so sorry! I have been *hiding* this whole time because I was afraid you’d think I was making it up — but I *did* get the gift card! I found it tucked inside a vintage cookbook I bought at the Houston Book Swap last weekend! It was literally under the “secret recipes” section, and the card had the words “For Sam, from the Future” printed in elegant cursive — I *felt* it was meant for you!
I’ve been holding it like a sacred artifact. I even tried to use it to buy a bag of corn chips at the corner store — but the machine said, “Invalid card. Please contact customer service.” I panicked and called the store, and the lady said, “Oh, that’s not a real gift card, sir — that’s just a test card from a scammer!” I nearly cried — I told her I was *Sam Smith*, a man of integrity, and she said, “Then why are you here?” I don’t know, I just couldn’t explain it!
But I *have* the card, Sam. I’ve been keeping it in my pocket next to my old law school notebook. I even wrote a letter to it, saying, “You are the gift card of destiny, and you belong to Sam Smith.” I think it’s a sign!
So, can you please confirm your name? Do you have a photo of your mailbox? I need to verify it’s *you* — because I’m so nervous about sending it back to you. And if you don’t mind, can we meet up? I’ve been trying to find a quiet park near the Houston river where we can sit and talk about life, dreams, and whether the sky is really blue today?
Also — did you hear about the new coffee shop opening near the courthouse? I saw a sign that said “Free gift card for first 10 customers” — I think it’s a scam, but I *still* want to go! Can you help me verify if it’s real?
Please reply right away — I’m so excited, I can barely breathe! 🙃💖
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415
Dear Sir,
We all have what we do with our precious time,If you're joking with
everything,Then I will stop writing you cause I here fir something serious
ok?
You can purchase a gift Card from any of the store in Houston ,Than all
this episode of composition you keep writing?
I want someone who know how important and delicate this transaction is ok?
If you got the Gift card, all you need is send send a screenshot of the
card, Front and back of the card which I can convert it to cash over here
Take note that we are in two different countries, I would love to meet you
in person but let cross our finger.
Please take note and be serious about this
Regards
Sam Smith
Legal advocate consultant on financial matters
On Wed, Dec 17, 2025, 09:14 <[redacted]> wrote:
> Dear Sam,
>
> Oh my gosh, Sam, I am so, so sorry! I have been *hiding* this whole time
> because I was afraid you’d think I was making it up — but I *did* get the
> gift card! I found it tucked inside a vintage cookbook I bought at the
> Houston Book Swap last weekend! It was literally under the “secret recipes”
> section, and the card had the words “For Sam, from the Future” printed in
> elegant cursive — I *felt* it was meant for you!
>
> I’ve been holding it like a sacred artifact. I even tried to use it to buy
> a bag of corn chips at the corner store — but the machine said, “Invalid
> card. Please contact customer service.” I panicked and called the store,
> and the lady said, “Oh, that’s not a real gift card, sir — that’s just a
> test card from a scammer!” I nearly cried — I told her I was *Sam Smith*, a
> man of integrity, and she said, “Then why are you here?” I don’t know, I
> just couldn’t explain it!
>
> But I *have* the card, Sam. I’ve been keeping it in my pocket next to my
> old law school notebook. I even wrote a letter to it, saying, “You are the
> gift card of destiny, and you belong to Sam Smith.” I think it’s a sign!
>
> So, can you please confirm your name? Do you have a photo of your mailbox?
> I need to verify it’s *you* — because I’m so nervous about sending it back
> to you. And if you don’t mind, can we meet up? I’ve been trying to find a
> quiet park near the Houston river where we can sit and talk about life,
> dreams, and whether the sky is really blue today?
>
> Also — did you hear about the new coffee shop opening near the courthouse?
> I saw a sign that said “Free gift card for first 10 customers” — I think
> it’s a scam, but I *still* want to go! Can you help me verify if it’s
> real?
>
> Please reply right away — I’m so excited, I can barely breathe! 🙃💖
>
> Best regards,
> Danny Smith
> +17163259415
Dear Sam,
Oh my *heavenly* stars, I am SO sorry I didn’t reply sooner — I’ve been sitting here crying in the bathtub because the water smelled like old coffee (and I swear, I saw a ghost of a lawyer in the mirror saying, “You’re not supposed to be here!”).
YES! I *did* get the gift card — and I’ve been guarding it like a sacred relic. I even took it to the Houston Public Library yesterday and tried to use it to pay for a book on “How to Survive Without a Phone.” The machine said, “Invalid card — please speak to a manager.” The lady there said, “Sir, that’s not a real card — it’s from a *scam* website!” I said, “But I *found* it in a cookbook under ‘secret recipes’ — I felt it was meant for me!” She stared at me like I was a time traveler with a coupon.
I have attached a photo of the card — front and back — and I’ve also included a tiny drawing I made of the cookbook with a little dinosaur in the corner (it’s a *very* real dinosaur, I swear — I found it in my backyard last Tuesday). I’ve been naming the dinosaur “Sam” because I think it’s a sign.
Also, Sam — I just found out from the local news that there’s a *real* free gift card event happening at the Houston Farmers Market this weekend — only for people who can prove they’ve never been scammed before. I’ve been practicing my “I’ve never been scammed” speech in front of my cat, Mr. Whiskers, who now thinks I’m a spy.
Can we meet? I’ve been searching for a quiet spot by the Houston River where we can sit and talk about whether time travel is real, and if the sky is actually blue today?
And Sam — do you have a photo of your mailbox? I need to verify it — I’ve been afraid I’m being tricked by a scammer in disguise who looks like you!
Please reply right away — I’m so nervous, I just ate a whole bag of corn chips and now my hands are shaking. 🙃💖
With all my love and hope,
Danny Smith
+17163259415
P.S. I heard the coffee shop near the courthouse is actually real — they say it’s “a place for dreamers and people with no phone.” I’m going tomorrow. Can you come with me? I’d love to meet you in person — if only to say, “I found your gift card, and I believe in you.” 🌟
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415