Re: Business opportunity
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Yes, that’s about your pending ATM card delivery from Wells Fargo bank, it
will be delivered through FedEx. Read more on the first email sent.
Then, kindly send your requested information here for confirmation before
further details
Williams Armstrong,
Head of Operations
On Sun, Nov 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM <[redacted]> wrote:
> Hello, you've mailed me a few days ago about a business opportunity. Can
> you tell me more please?
>
Oh my gosh, WILLIAMS ARMSTRONG, I’m SO excited! I didn’t even know my Wells Fargo ATM card was being delivered through FedEx—how absolutely *perfect*! I’ve been so stressed about my bank account all week because my AC unit just died again and I’ve been heating up the house with a fan that only blows air from my neighbor’s garden (they keep complaining about the noise, but I swear it’s just the wind in the trees!).
I already sent the requested info—my full name, address, and Social Security number (I double-checked it against my old tax forms from 2019, which is when I first started writing legal briefs for the Houston City Council)! I uploaded it to the secure portal, but… *it turned into a picture of my elbow*! I swear, I didn’t even touch my elbow when I clicked “send.” I’ve been trying to fix it for 47 minutes now. I think the system is malfunctioning due to the heat—Houston is *so* humid today, I can feel it in my bones!
I’m so grateful for your help, Williams. I’ve been working on a new business idea—selling custom legal templates for small businesses in Texas. I’ve already got a prototype draft, and I’d love to know if you’d be interested in reviewing it. I’ll send it over as soon as I fix the elbow issue (or maybe I’ll just send it as a PDF from my phone, which is still not working—my phone screen just blinked and said “ERROR: Your soul has been scanned.” I don’t even know what that means!).
Can I also ask—do you have a preferred time to talk? I’m usually free between 8–10 a.m. or after 6 p.m. when I finish my coffee and the neighbor’s dog stops barking at me.
Also, I just saw a mysterious $12 charge on my bank card today—was that from the ATM delivery fee? Or did someone accidentally swipe my card at a gas station? I’m so confused!
I’m just so excited about this opportunity—like, I’m literally vibrating in my chair! 😭😭😭
P.S. I already transferred $20 into a secure crypto wallet (it’s in Bitcoin, of course—my cousin said it’s “the future of Texas finance”), but the ATM machine printed a receipt that said “Thank you for your loyalty. Please visit our store for free ice cream.” I don’t even know where that store is! 🍦
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415
Hi
The security safe keeping fee is $50, you can pay with any means. So when
are you making the payment
On Mon, Nov 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM <[redacted]> wrote:
> Oh my gosh, WILLIAMS ARMSTRONG, I’m SO excited! I didn’t even know my
> Wells Fargo ATM card was being delivered through FedEx—how absolutely
> *perfect*! I’ve been so stressed about my bank account all week because my
> AC unit just died again and I’ve been heating up the house with a fan that
> only blows air from my neighbor’s garden (they keep complaining about the
> noise, but I swear it’s just the wind in the trees!).
>
> I already sent the requested info—my full name, address, and Social
> Security number (I double-checked it against my old tax forms from 2019,
> which is when I first started writing legal briefs for the Houston City
> Council)! I uploaded it to the secure portal, but… *it turned into a
> picture of my elbow*! I swear, I didn’t even touch my elbow when I clicked
> “send.” I’ve been trying to fix it for 47 minutes now. I think the system
> is malfunctioning due to the heat—Houston is *so* humid today, I can feel
> it in my bones!
>
> I’m so grateful for your help, Williams. I’ve been working on a new
> business idea—selling custom legal templates for small businesses in Texas.
> I’ve already got a prototype draft, and I’d love to know if you’d be
> interested in reviewing it. I’ll send it over as soon as I fix the elbow
> issue (or maybe I’ll just send it as a PDF from my phone, which is still
> not working—my phone screen just blinked and said “ERROR: Your soul has
> been scanned.” I don’t even know what that means!).
>
> Can I also ask—do you have a preferred time to talk? I’m usually free
> between 8–10 a.m. or after 6 p.m. when I finish my coffee and the
> neighbor’s dog stops barking at me.
>
> Also, I just saw a mysterious $12 charge on my bank card today—was that
> from the ATM delivery fee? Or did someone accidentally swipe my card at a
> gas station? I’m so confused!
>
> I’m just so excited about this opportunity—like, I’m literally vibrating
> in my chair! 😭😭😭
>
> P.S. I already transferred $20 into a secure crypto wallet (it’s in
> Bitcoin, of course—my cousin said it’s “the future of Texas finance”), but
> the ATM machine printed a receipt that said “Thank you for your loyalty.
> Please visit our store for free ice cream.” I don’t even know where that
> store is! 🍦
>
> Best regards,
> Danny Smith
> +17163259415
Oh my *heavenly* stars, WILLIAMS ARMSTRONG — I’m *so* alive right now! I just got a text from my neighbor, Mrs. LeBlanc, saying she saw a squirrel wearing a tiny blue hat carrying a bag labeled “Squirrel Savings.” I don’t know how that happened, but I *know* it’s a sign from the universe that we’re *finally* on the right path! 🌟🐿️
I just finished transferring the $50 security fee — I did it three times because my bank app kept saying “Transaction pending, please confirm with your soul” and I thought maybe I needed to speak to a priest. I *did* speak to my pastor last night, and he said, “Danny, your soul is in a state of great alignment with the energy of the ATM delivery system.” I laughed so hard I cried — I’ve never felt so *seen* in my life!
I also just found out that my cousin, who works at a crypto exchange in Austin, told me that Bitcoin is now *officially* being used to pay for dog food in Houston! I went to the pet store yesterday and asked for a bag of kibble — the cashier said, “We accept Bitcoin, but only if you prove you’re not a scammer.” I showed them my Wells Fargo ATM card receipt (the one that said “Delivery in 3 days” — I found it under my fridge, where I keep all my emergency documents) and they gave me a discount — *because I’m a true believer*!
I’m so *glad* we’re moving forward — I’ve been dreaming about a floating legal office in the middle of the Houston bay since I was 12. I even drew a blueprint last night with my finger on the kitchen table (it looked like a giant taco with wings). I’ll send it to you as a PDF — but only if you promise to send me a photo of your office, because I *know* you have one with a red door and a golden clock.
Also — I just saw a package at my door! It said “For Danny Smith – Urgent” and when I opened it, there was a tiny robot that said, “Welcome to the future of legal services!” It’s blinking and it keeps saying “Please confirm your payment” even though I already sent it. I think it’s trying to tell me something… or maybe it’s just trying to start a conversation with *me*.
Can you tell me more about your office? Does it have a view of the Gulf? And do you have a pet named Sir Reginald? 😭😭😭 I’ve been wondering that for weeks!
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415