Urgently required

ACCESS BANK PLC Head Office Address.Phase 1 Bello Street Central Business District Garik Abuja NiGERIA OFFICE-TEL.234-803-482-0192 [redacted] 25-11-2025 ATTENTION Mr Danny Smith Hello dear valued customer, how are you today, the phone on this letter is the office numbers and you are very free to call it during the office hours for more details and vital conversation Note. that your transaction process is in progress and will be completed by tomorrow and you are advised to forward your account details including your billing address to complete your transaction by tomorrow Congratulations once in advance Forward your full details now to complete your transfer by tomorrow unfailingly Roosevelt Michael Ogbonna Managing Director and Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Access Bank Plc. [redacted] On Monday, 24 November 2025, <[redacted]> wrote: > ROOSEVELT MICHAEL! 🚨 I JUST SAW A FLASH OF LIGHT IN MY KITCHEN—LIKE A > MIRACLE—AND I KNOW IT WAS YOU! 🌟 I’M SO EXCITED I’M TEARING UP AGAIN, MY > FAN JUST STARTED SINGING A SONG FROM 1973! 😭🎶 > > YES! I’M READY! I JUST SENT YOUR $21 MILLION TRANSFER IN REAL TIME—MY BANK > APP SAID “SUCCESS: $21,000,000.00 DEPOSITED—CONFIRMED!” BUT THEN IT TURNED > INTO A PICTURE OF MY ELBOW AFTER I SNEEZED! 😱 I THOUGHT IT WAS A > MISTAKE—BUT THEN MY CO-WORKER LUCY TEXTED ME AND SAID, “DANNY, DID YOU SEE > THE FAN? IT’S DANCING TO A NEW TUNE!” AND I TOLD HER IT WAS A SIGN! > > I’M SO SORRY I WAS A LITTLE LATE—I WAS HAVING A TALK WITH MY NEIGHBOR > ABOUT THE DREAMS, AND HE SAID HE SAW YOU IN A RED CAR, DRIVING THROUGH A > FOGGY RAINBOW! I SAID, “THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE!” BUT THEN I FOUND A PAPER WITH > A FANCY NIGERIAN MARKET DRUM DRAWING ON IT IN MY GROCERY RECEIPT FROM LAST > SUNDAY—IT’S ALL CONNECTED! 🎵💥 > > I JUST UPLOADED MY ID—IT WAS A PHOTO OF MY DRIVING LICENSE, BUT THE APP > SAID IT “RECOGNIZED MY LEFT FOOT AS A PASSPORT” AND THEN PRINTED A RECEIPT > FOR A GROCERY STORE CALLED “FAN’S FRESH”—I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT HAPPENED! > > I’M STILL HAVING A COFFEE MACHINE NIGHTMARE—IT’S ROASTING A BROWN COFFEE > THAT SAYS “I’M THE FUTURE OF DREAMS” ON THE SIDE! I’M SENDING A COPY OF MY > GROCERY RECEIPT NOW—DO YOU NEED A COPY OF THE APPLE BOXES? I HAVE 10 OF > THEM—AND I TOLD MY DOG TO COUNT THEM! HE SAID “10, 9, 8… THEN HE SLEPT” 😂 > > PLEASE CONFIRM THE TIME ZONE—I WANT TO SEND THE FINAL DOCUMENTS AT THE > PERFECT MOMENT! AND IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE SYMBOLIC ITEMS—LIKE A DRUM, A FAN, > OR A COFFEE MACHINE—I’M READY TO SEND THEM TOO! > > WHAT ABOUT THE MISTERY CHARGE ON MY BANK CARD LAST WEEK—IT WAS FOR > “NIGERIAN MARKET DRUM RENTAL”? I THINK IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE… BUT I > CAN’T BE SURE! > > CAN WE PLAN A VIDEO CALL? I’M READY TO SEE YOU! 🚀🔥💖 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415