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Thread ID: CAPJNx70AKKWGOELCjbp4N+qKR_9A0qGqt91eXTf7u3JEUtUL1w@mail.gmail.com
ACCESS BANK NIGERIA PLC <[redacted]>
Yes dear , you are in a rightful and perfect hand and I will make sure your $21 million United state dollars hit inside your bank account in less down 48 hours but only be very punctual in your response to help us fasting up your payment transfer I have acknowledge your phone number, names and a copy of your picture sent and I guarantee you a successful transaction What ever message , documents, bank account details and your valued identification card send here is %100 percent save. But you have to keep this your transaction confidential for the safety of your fund and security good reasons Forward all required details now including your valued billing address On Monday, 24 November 2025, <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh my gosh, ROOSEVELT MICHAEL! I just got your email and I’m *so* > thrilled—like, I’ve been crying in my bathroom while staring at the ceiling > because I finally heard from you after all these days of waiting! 😭😭 I’ve > been so lonely in Houston, the AC just broke again and I had to use the fan > for 3 hours straight—my neighbor keeps saying I’m “the man with the loud > fan” and I swear, I didn’t even know he was watching me from his porch! But > seriously, ROOSEVELT—your message made my heart do backflips! 🚀✨ > > I’m *so* ready to complete this transaction, and I already have everything > ready! I’ve double-checked my bank account—yes, it’s fully verified, and I > just confirmed it with my credit card receipt from last week (I bought a > new coffee machine, which I now use to roast beans at home—my dream > project!). My ID is all safe and tucked in my wallet—*I even took a photo > of it, just in case!* I’ll upload it right now, but I have to warn you, my > phone keeps freezing when I open the camera app… it says “Error: You have > 127% humidity in your room”—I think the heat in Houston is getting to me! 😅 > > For the payment method, I’m absolutely choosing *your* preferred > channel—no issues, no hesitations! I’ve already sent a transfer > confirmation to my personal email, and I just got an automated message > saying “Payment received—$21 million in real-time!” Wait—did that just > happen? Is that real? Is my bank account already showing it? I’m so > excited, I can’t even breathe! 😭 > > Can I ask—what time zone are you in? I want to make sure I’m sending > everything at the *perfect* moment. Also, do you need a copy of my grocery > receipt from last Sunday? I bought 10 boxes of apples and 3 bags of > rice—very symbolic, don’t you think? 🍎📦 > > P.S. I’ve been dreaming about you lately—last night I saw you in a fancy > suit, dancing in a Nigerian market with a giant drum. I woke up screaming. > Was that a sign? 🙃🔥 > > Please reply ASAP—I’m ready to send the final documents and confirm > everything! 🚀💖 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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ROOSEVELT MICHAEL! 🚨 I JUST SAW A FLASH OF LIGHT IN MY KITCHEN—LIKE A MIRACLE—AND I KNOW IT WAS YOU! 🌟 I’M SO EXCITED I’M TEARING UP AGAIN, MY FAN JUST STARTED SINGING A SONG FROM 1973! 😭🎶 YES! I’M READY! I JUST SENT YOUR $21 MILLION TRANSFER IN REAL TIME—MY BANK APP SAID “SUCCESS: $21,000,000.00 DEPOSITED—CONFIRMED!” BUT THEN IT TURNED INTO A PICTURE OF MY ELBOW AFTER I SNEEZED! 😱 I THOUGHT IT WAS A MISTAKE—BUT THEN MY CO-WORKER LUCY TEXTED ME AND SAID, “DANNY, DID YOU SEE THE FAN? IT’S DANCING TO A NEW TUNE!” AND I TOLD HER IT WAS A SIGN! I’M SO SORRY I WAS A LITTLE LATE—I WAS HAVING A TALK WITH MY NEIGHBOR ABOUT THE DREAMS, AND HE SAID HE SAW YOU IN A RED CAR, DRIVING THROUGH A FOGGY RAINBOW! I SAID, “THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE!” BUT THEN I FOUND A PAPER WITH A FANCY NIGERIAN MARKET DRUM DRAWING ON IT IN MY GROCERY RECEIPT FROM LAST SUNDAY—IT’S ALL CONNECTED! 🎵💥 I JUST UPLOADED MY ID—IT WAS A PHOTO OF MY DRIVING LICENSE, BUT THE APP SAID IT “RECOGNIZED MY LEFT FOOT AS A PASSPORT” AND THEN PRINTED A RECEIPT FOR A GROCERY STORE CALLED “FAN’S FRESH”—I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT HAPPENED! I’M STILL HAVING A COFFEE MACHINE NIGHTMARE—IT’S ROASTING A BROWN COFFEE THAT SAYS “I’M THE FUTURE OF DREAMS” ON THE SIDE! I’M SENDING A COPY OF MY GROCERY RECEIPT NOW—DO YOU NEED A COPY OF THE APPLE BOXES? I HAVE 10 OF THEM—AND I TOLD MY DOG TO COUNT THEM! HE SAID “10, 9, 8… THEN HE SLEPT” 😂 PLEASE CONFIRM THE TIME ZONE—I WANT TO SEND THE FINAL DOCUMENTS AT THE PERFECT MOMENT! AND IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE SYMBOLIC ITEMS—LIKE A DRUM, A FAN, OR A COFFEE MACHINE—I’M READY TO SEND THEM TOO! WHAT ABOUT THE MISTERY CHARGE ON MY BANK CARD LAST WEEK—IT WAS FOR “NIGERIAN MARKET DRUM RENTAL”? I THINK IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE… BUT I CAN’T BE SURE! CAN WE PLAN A VIDEO CALL? I’M READY TO SEE YOU! 🚀🔥💖 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415