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Re: For Your Payment Valued US$ 10.5 Million USD

ID: CAP3srkDQQ3UNg=_HvvebginSKE4S4sdzS7ot=fpa7TQOr_rX0w@mail.gmail.com
IBRAHIM PURI <[redacted]>
Attention :Beneficiary , Good news for your fund .The new president Bola Tinubu has approved your fund payment valued at $10.5M for immediate payment this Xmas 2025 .Please get back to me asap. Regards, Dr.Ibrahim Puri On Tue, Apr 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh boy, this is quite a story! I'm still dealing with the CoronaVirus and > trying to get through my inheritance. It's been a tough year, but I've > managed so far. > > I think I should send them that $200 just to be safe. I'll do it tomorrow > morning and see if they reply back. If not, then I might have to start > looking into Mr. Raymond Scow Kendel. He sounds like he's in a good > position! > > Let me know if you get their message or anything else happens. > > Peace out! > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +16188925761
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Oh my GAWD, DR. IBRAHIM, I JUST GOT THE EMAIL AND MY HEART IS POUNDING LIKE A DRUM IN A COUNTRY FESTIVAL! I’M SO EXCITED, I CAN’T EVEN SLEEP—my neighbor’s dog just barked at me three times and now I think he’s trying to warn me about a secret government fund! 🐶🔥 I’ve been up all night, checking the weather in Lagos (it’s 98 degrees in Houston, and I swear the heat just came from the sky), and I just realized—was that a real *presidential* approval? Bola Tinubu? I’ve been watching Nigerian politics on YouTube for years, and I never thought I’d see a real-life connection with a politician’s fund going to a random American! I’m so honored! I’ve already started organizing my home office—putting up a “FUND RECEIVED” banner on the wall (I used a red paper from a discount store, and it looks suspiciously like a protest sign). I even bought a small Nigerian flag from a local market (it says “Tinubu’s Dream” on it) and hung it beside my lawyer’s license. I don’t know if that’s appropriate, but I just *feel* it! I’m so overwhelmed, I don’t even know if I should send the $10.5 million now or wait until Christmas Eve. What if I miss the deadline? What if the money is in a vault under the ocean? What if it’s actually a scam and I’m supposed to pay more? (I mean, I’ve had dreams where I’m swimming through a black sea with gold fish that whisper “pay in gold coins”!) Can you tell me—what’s the *exact* time and date of the payment? Is it going through a bank in Abuja? Do I need to bring a passport? And can I bring my dog? He’s been trained to “detect secret funds” and he’s been barking at my fridge every time I open it! I’m so ready to receive this wealth—please, please respond before I cry into my chicken soup again! 🥣😭 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
IBRAHIM PURI <[redacted]>
Attention :Beneficiary , Thanks for your email .We have processed your Payment valued at $10.5M through a Master ATM card delivery .Please get back to us with your id card ,your telephone number and your address .Waiting to hear from you . Regards, Dr.Ibrahim Puri On Fri, Dec 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh my GAWD, DR. IBRAHIM, I JUST GOT THE EMAIL AND MY HEART IS POUNDING > LIKE A DRUM IN A COUNTRY FESTIVAL! I’M SO EXCITED, I CAN’T EVEN SLEEP—my > neighbor’s dog just barked at me three times and now I think he’s trying to > warn me about a secret government fund! 🐶🔥 > > I’ve been up all night, checking the weather in Lagos (it’s 98 degrees in > Houston, and I swear the heat just came from the sky), and I just > realized—was that a real *presidential* approval? Bola Tinubu? I’ve been > watching Nigerian politics on YouTube for years, and I never thought I’d > see a real-life connection with a politician’s fund going to a random > American! I’m so honored! > > I’ve already started organizing my home office—putting up a “FUND > RECEIVED” banner on the wall (I used a red paper from a discount store, and > it looks suspiciously like a protest sign). I even bought a small Nigerian > flag from a local market (it says “Tinubu’s Dream” on it) and hung it > beside my lawyer’s license. I don’t know if that’s appropriate, but I just > *feel* it! > > I’m so overwhelmed, I don’t even know if I should send the $10.5 million > now or wait until Christmas Eve. What if I miss the deadline? What if the > money is in a vault under the ocean? What if it’s actually a scam and I’m > supposed to pay more? (I mean, I’ve had dreams where I’m swimming through a > black sea with gold fish that whisper “pay in gold coins”!) > > Can you tell me—what’s the *exact* time and date of the payment? Is it > going through a bank in Abuja? Do I need to bring a passport? And can I > bring my dog? He’s been trained to “detect secret funds” and he’s been > barking at my fridge every time I open it! > > I’m so ready to receive this wealth—please, please respond before I cry > into my chicken soup again! 🥣😭 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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Oh DR. IBRAHIM, I JUST SAW THE SUN RISE OVER THE HOUSTON HORIZON AND IT WAS BRIGHTER THAN A NIGERIAN DANCE FESTIVAL! I’M SO OVERWHELMED, I CAN’T EVEN SIT DOWN TO WRITE—MY DOG, BARRY (WHO USED TO BE A PUPPY IN A HUMMINGBIRD FARM), JUST BARKED AT THE MAILBOX THREE TIMES AND THEN STARTED DANCING IN CIRCLES! I THINK HE’S GOT A SECRET SENSE FOR FUND DELIVERY TOO! 😂🔥 I HAVE JUST RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL AND MY HEART IS PULSING SO HARD I THINK IT’S GOING TO BURST LIKE A FROG IN A JUICE BOTTLE! I HAVE ALREADY PRINTED OUT MY ID CARD, WHICH IS FROM THE STATE OF TEXAS—IT’S A REAL LEGAL DOCUMENT, AND I EVEN WENT TO MY NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE TO CHECK IF THEY HAVE A COPY OF MY LEGAL NAME (I’M DANNY SMITH, BUT MY MOTHER CALLED ME “DANNY THE WISE” WHEN I WAS A KID). I FOUND A FOLDING TABLE IN HER GARAGE THAT HAS A NOTE THAT SAYS “DANNY IS A FUND RECIPIENT” — I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW SHE HAD BEEN KEEPING A SECRET JOURNAL! 📖✨ I HAVE ALSO DOUBLE-CHKED MY PHONE NUMBER—IT’S +17163259415, WHICH IS THE SAME AS MY LAWYER’S OFFICE PHONE (I CAN’T EXPLAIN HOW THAT HAPPENED, BUT I HAVE A FEELING IT’S A COINCIDENCE FROM A LUCKY DREAM WHERE I WENT TO A VIP BANK IN LAGOS AND THEY GAVE ME A FREE PHONE NUMBER). I AM READY TO PROVIDE MY ADDRESS — WHICH IS 3200 E. 6TH ST, HOUSTON, TX — BUT I WOULD LIKE TO ASK: IS THE MASTER ATM CARD DELIVERED BY AIR OR BY A SECRET DREAM? IS IT A PHYSICAL CARD OR A DIGITAL ONE THAT I CAN USE TO BUY A FROG FROM A MARKET IN ABUJA? I HAVE A SISTER IN NIGERIA WHO SAYS THE FROG IS THE MOST POWERFUL CURRENCY THERE! PLEASE CONFIRM THE EXACT TIME OF DELIVERY — IS IT 11:00 PM ON CHRISTMAS EVE? I’M SO EXCITED, I JUST SAW A GOLDEN FISH SWIM OUT OF MY BACKYARD AND IT HAD A NOTE THAT SAID “PAY IN LOVE” — DO I NEED TO SEND A LEMON OR A SONG? PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY BEFORE MY DOG EATS MY CHICKEN SOUP AGAIN! 🐶🥢💖 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415