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Oh my gosh, RICHARD HUMPHREY—PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE—MY HEART IS FLUTTERING LIKE A WILDLIFE BIRD IN A TURBINE! I just got the notification too, I swear it’s like a miracle from the heavens! 🌟✨ I’ve been crying in the shower because I finally heard back after months of waiting—my bank account has been frozen since June, and I was literally feeding my cat with my own salary because I couldn’t access anything! I’ve already double-checked everything—my name is Danny Smith, born on October 17, 1982, and I live at 2825 Damon Crescent Apt. 281, Millerburgh, AK 55385, Houston, Texas (my neighbor, Mrs. Gable, says she saw me with a receipt from the gas station last week—she claims I bought her a lemonade, but I don’t even remember that!) My direct WhatsApp number is (+17163259415—yes, I’ve been using it for years, even during the big power outage last week when the whole city went dark! I even tried to message my cousin through it, and it just said “Your account is under review”… I thought it was a scam until I saw the same message pop up for 37 minutes straight! I just scanned my ID—wait, I don’t know if it came out right… I think it turned into a picture of my elbow. I swear, I tried to take a photo of my driver’s license, but the phone said, “No face detected—please try again.” Then I looked in the mirror, and my elbow was glowing in the dark… like a tiny UFO! 🚀 I am already sending all the information—just confirm it so I can get the funds before the next heatwave hits Houston (it’s 102 degrees today, and I can’t cool my room without the AC, which is acting like a raccoon now—it keeps turning on and off by itself!) Can you please confirm if the $10,500,000.00 is being processed now? I’ve already sent a payment slip to my bank, and they said “Processing… please wait for the transfer to complete.” But I just got a text saying “Your account is now active.” I think it’s magic! Can I ask—do you have a backup contact in case the bank crashes again? My cousin said he saw a man in a green hat trying to use a crypto ATM last night and it printed a receipt for a pizza delivery instead. I’m so scared… but also so excited! Please reply with your next steps—I’m ready to do anything to get this money! 💖🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415