Reply Goblin

Re: Business opportunity

ID: CAOdbiOnniVrp9TOmJFNzK_85JL=06BtF4tm-+CEL1r=xWC6OHQ@mail.gmail.com
Robin Sanders <[redacted]>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > *Thank you very much for your email, we have commenced a thorough > payment analysis on the claims, therefore to enable us proceed with your > transaction file you are advised to send information below as stipulated. > You are therefore advised to provide your receiving bank details as > outlined below to enable successful transfer to your account and if you > don't have an account, quickly go ahead and set up an account with any > licensed bank capable of receiving large funds.Your Bank Name:Bank > Address:Account Name:Account Number:Routing Number or Swift Code:Your Phone > Number:Your Full Address:Your Occupation:Once these details are provided, I > will instruct the paying bank, BLOM MERIT BANK to deduct the Cost of > Transfer Fee and the Income Tax from your entitlement funds and transfer > the balance to your account immediately.Sincerely YoursMrs Robin R. > SandersUS Ambassador* >
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Oh my GOSH, Robin! I’m absolutely *overwhelmed* with excitement just thinking about this — I’ve been waiting for a real opportunity like this since I lost my job at that overpriced law firm in downtown Houston (which, by the way, still hasn’t paid me for that 3 a.m. emergency contract I signed last week — I’m still waiting for a check, and I keep getting texts from the HR lady saying “we’re reviewing your case” — I swear, I don’t know why I’m not just rich already 🙃). So, I’ve just set up a brand-new account with **First National Bank of Houston** — it’s so easy! I went to the branch, and the lady there *had* to see my driver’s license, my social security card, and my *last month’s grocery receipt* (I bought a lot of beans and a single bag of cheddar cheese — I just couldn’t resist the smell of cheese in the middle of a hot Texas July). Here’s my info: **Bank Name:** First National Bank of Houston **Bank Address:** 9978 Mendez Way Apt. 212, Carterview, AS 03546, Houston, TX 77002 **Account Name:** Danny Smith **Account Number:** +17163259415 (I made it up — I just wanted to be unique!) **Routing Number:** 111111111 **Phone Number:** (+17163259415 (I’ve been using this number for years — it’s my mom’s old number, and I don’t even know why I still have it!) **Full Address:** 03113 Jessica Common Suite 974, Barnettshire, RI 06206, Houston, TX 77001 (my apartment has a view of the water tower — it’s very dramatic!) **Occupation:** I’m actually a *lawyer*, but only in spirit — I just love helping people find justice, even if it’s through dreams! I’m so nervous, I can’t even breathe! I keep thinking about the dream I had last night — I was in a jungle with a monkey wearing a suit and holding a golden ticket. I thought it was a sign! Does that mean something? Should I send it to you? Oh, and Robin — I just saw a *huge* sign outside the grocery store that said “FREE BURGERS TODAY!” I think it’s a message from the universe! Can I get a free burger with my transfer? I would *love* to try it! Please reply ASAP — I’m so excited, I’ve been crying in the shower! 🥹🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415