Greetings

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!! I just got your email and my heart is fluttering like a hummingbird caught in a thunderstorm!!! 🌩️🐦💖 I am so, so excited—like, *flooded* with emotion! I’ve been sitting here in my Houston kitchen, sipping my iced tea (which somehow turned into a suspicious purple liquid—was it a magic potion? I don’t know, but it made me feel like I’m in a dream!) and I just *had* to reply right away! You said I could choose how to receive the funds? Oh, darling, I am *so* ready! I’ve been saving up for a little trip to Austin—my cousin’s wedding is in March, and I’ve been dreaming about the live music and the spicy tacos! But more than that, I’ve been working on a new side business—selling custom dog collars with Texas pride (I’ve got a golden retriever named Buster, and he’s already wearing one I designed—can you believe it? He barks at the mailman and says “TAX REFORM!” every time!)—and I *need* cash to expand! So, which option would you suggest? Can I get it in a physical envelope? I’ve heard it’s better for my “soul energy.” Or maybe a digital transfer? I’m a little nervous about tech, but I’ve been watching YouTube videos about how to transfer money from a “safe offshore account” (I think that’s what you mean, right?) and I’ve been practicing with my blender! Also—did you know I dreamed last night that I became a senator? I was giving a speech about solar energy and my dog Buster stole a microphone and said, “I’m the real policy expert!” I woke up with a start, and now I can’t stop thinking about it. Can you tell me if that’s a sign? Is it a *good* sign? Or should I start wearing a hat with a red star? Please reply with your favorite option—*I’m ready to dive in!* And will you be sending the funds by Monday? I need to buy a new laptop for my dog to use for “dog business meetings”! 😂🐶💻 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415