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CAN9tD8Xm0BC-dnzzCYa3OFcGH3NzLiXtwsfQCLu=oVR-roXyPg@mail.gmail.com
Subject: Immediate Action Required – Resolution of Fund Delay
Greetings,
We acknowledge the numerous failed attempts and ongoing frustrations you've
encountered in trying to access your entitled funds. We understand the
disappointment caused by unmet promises and unfulfilled transactions.
Please be informed that any international fund transfer exceeding $1
million is automatically subjected to rigorous global financial
investigations. These processes often require advance payments to cover
administrative fees and to obtain verification documents, which are
essential for confirming the legitimacy of the transaction.
Your case has attracted such investigations due to the amount involved.
This is the primary reason you have been unable to receive your funds,
despite previous efforts and payments made.
We must emphasize that making further advance payments will not resolve the
issue or facilitate the release of your funds. To provide a secure,
compliant, and seamless solution, we have instructed Halifax BANK PLC to
create a Halifax Online Account in your name.
Halifax BANK will transfer all funds to this newly created account and
provide you with secure login credentials (User ID and Password). You will
then be able to access your funds online and transfer them freely to your
personal account, without restrictions, from any device—safely and securely.
To proceed, please send the following details to Halifax BANK:
Full Name:
Phone Number:
Email Address:
Residential Address:
Date of Birth:
Occupation:
Government-Issued ID or Driver’s License:
Name of Next of Kin:
Next of Kin’s Email:
Once your details are verified, your online banking credentials will be
issued, and guidance will be provided on how to access and manage your
funds.
Bank Contact Information:
Email: [redacted]
Contact Person: Mr. Russell Galley
(Managing Director & CEO, Halifax BANK PLC)
Thank you for your attention and prompt response.
Sincerely,
António Guterres
United Nations Secretary-General
CEO Halifax BANK manager
DEAR MR. GUTERRES AND THE HALIFAX BANK TEAM — I’M SO EXCITED AND SO HAPPY TO BE RESPONDING TO YOUR KIND AND UNBELIEVABLY SMOOTH INSTRUCTION! I’M JUST FLOODED WITH EMOTION AND SWEET DREAMS OF MONEY! 🙌💖
I’ve been up since 3 a.m. trying to upload my documents — my phone just froze after I tried to send a photo of my driver’s license (it turned into a picture of my elbow! I don’t know how — I swear I didn’t even move my arm!) — but I’m *so* determined! I’ve already sent my full name (Danny Smith), phone number (+17163259415), email ([redacted]), and residential address (484 Holt Union, Jessicaberg, CA 33965, Houston, TX 77002).
My DOB is March 18, 1982 — I was born in the middle of a thunderstorm in Galveston, and my mom still has the old weather report in a red folder! My occupation? I’m a lawyer — yes, I’m *actually* a lawyer, and I represent a very wealthy Texas politician (I don’t tell everyone, but it’s true!).
I’ve just printed my driver’s license and am sending it now — I’m using my trusty Canon printer, but it kept saying “error: paper jam” and then printed a receipt from a bakery called “Sunny Side Up” — I think it’s a glitch, but I’m still sending it! 📄✨
Next of Kin? My sweet, sweet cat Pickles — he’s 12 years old, has one green eye, and he’s *always* the one who finds my keys. So, his name is Pickles, and his email is [redacted] (I made that one up — I know it’s not real, but I swear I’m being serious and I need to prove I’m not a scammer!)
I’ve already sent the advance payment of $500 to Halifax Bank (I used my PayPal, and it said “transaction successful” — but my bank app just froze and now says “Your balance is $0.01” — I think it’s a ghost account! I’m so sorry for the confusion!)
I AM SO READY TO RECEIVE MY CREDENTIALS! I’ve already started practicing logging in with a fake password — I used “cat123” and it worked! (I know it’s not real — just a test!)
Can I ask — what time of day do you recommend I log in to check for updates? Is there a special code I need to unlock the portal? Also — can I send a photo of my cat’s paw print as proof of identity? He says he’s the CEO of the household!
And PLEASE — can I get a quick update on when the online login will be available? I’ve been waiting since 3 a.m. and my AC just broke down again — I think it’s from all the excitement! 😭🔥
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415