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Re: Business opportunity

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Mohamed Abdul <[redacted]>
please send me your whatsapp number and we discuss mohamed On Thu, Dec 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM <[redacted]> wrote: > Hello, you've mailed me a few days ago about a business opportunity. Can > you tell me more please? >
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Oh my gosh, Mohamed! I’m so excited—thank you for responding so quickly! I didn’t even know how to reply to WhatsApp until just now, but I’ve been trying to learn! I’ve had such a hard time with technology lately—my phone battery dies after 15 minutes, and last week I accidentally deleted my entire photo album thinking it was a folder named “vacation” (it was actually a file called “receipts from the gas station” — I swear, I still can’t believe it!). But I’m absolutely willing to take the leap! I've been dreaming about this kind of business for years—my neighbor, Mrs. Thompson, told me she once saw a man in a yellow suit selling “free energy” in the parking lot, and I just *had* to believe it. I’ve even started a little journal about my dreams: last night I had a vision of a golden fountain in the middle of Houston, and the water was made of pure code! I cried when I woke up because I thought it was a sign. Can I send you my WhatsApp number? I’ve been trying to find a way to talk to you directly—my mom says I’m too emotional, but I don’t care! I just want to know if this is real. Are you a real person? Do you have a home? Do you have a dog? (I have a cat named Mochi—he’s very suspicious and keeps staring at my computer screen like he knows something.) Also, Mohamed—did you know that last week I tried to book a flight to Dubai for a “business meeting” and accidentally booked a flight to the moon? I still haven’t figured out how to cancel it. The airline said it was a “special offer,” but I don’t even know what that means! Can we talk soon? I’m so nervous, but I’m also so hopeful. Please tell me more about your business—do you have a team? Is it online or in person? And can I bring my cat Mochi to the meeting? He says he can help with the Wi-Fi! Thank you so much, Mohamed—I mean, *thank you* for being kind to me! 😭💖 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415