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Re: Business opportunity

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Tim Brown <[redacted]>
Hello, What email did you receive from me? On Sat, Nov 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM <[redacted]> wrote: > Hello, you've mailed me a few days ago about a business opportunity. Can > you tell me more please? >
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Oh my gosh, Tim! I’m so sorry I forgot to tell you—I *did* get your email! I’m still reeling from the shock of it all! 🙃 I don’t know how I missed it in my inbox, but I found it buried under a pile of grocery receipts and a suspiciously large number of emails from “Houston Hot Dogs – 24/7 Delivery” (I swear, I saw a man in a neon green suit handing out free hot dogs at the corner of 12th and Main last week—was that real?!). Anyway, your email arrived on *Saturday, November 29th*, right after I had just tried to fix my neighbor’s leaking faucet with a rusty wrench and a prayer. I was so busy fixing the leak (I *did* get the faucet to stop dripping… for 3 minutes!) that I completely missed the email. I thought it was a spam message from “Savings & Security Bank” or something—until I saw your name and the business opportunity. I nearly cried! I’ve been *so* busy trying to figure out how to build a website for my new dream business—*Texas Tacos & Truth*—that I haven’t had time to reply properly. I keep thinking, “Is this a scam? Is it a real opportunity? Is it related to the mysterious man in the green suit?” I’ve even started dreaming about a hidden warehouse in Galveston where they store free tacos! 😭 Tim, I’ve been working on a new pitch for your business—what if we partnered to launch a *Texas-style* franchise model? I can provide marketing, branding, even a logo that looks like a cowboy hat with a tiny taco in the middle! 🎉 Can you tell me more about the *exact* timeline? When does the investment start? And—big question—do you have a Zoom call available next week? I’d love to see your face and hear your voice! I’ve been practicing my handshake and my “I’m rich but I’m also very humble” speech for this moment. 🙌 P.S. I found a free taco at the corner store yesterday. I ate it in silence. It tasted like regret. I think it was a clue. 😅 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
Tim Brown <[redacted]>
Hello Danny, Thanks for the email. Without taking much of your time, I work with a loan company, my company gives loans. I can help you, if that's what you want. Regards, Tim. On Sat, Dec 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh my gosh, Tim! I’m so sorry I forgot to tell you—I *did* get your email! > I’m still reeling from the shock of it all! 🙃 I don’t know how I missed it > in my inbox, but I found it buried under a pile of grocery receipts and a > suspiciously large number of emails from “Houston Hot Dogs – 24/7 Delivery” > (I swear, I saw a man in a neon green suit handing out free hot dogs at the > corner of 12th and Main last week—was that real?!). > > Anyway, your email arrived on *Saturday, November 29th*, right after I had > just tried to fix my neighbor’s leaking faucet with a rusty wrench and a > prayer. I was so busy fixing the leak (I *did* get the faucet to stop > dripping… for 3 minutes!) that I completely missed the email. I thought it > was a spam message from “Savings & Security Bank” or something—until I saw > your name and the business opportunity. I nearly cried! > > I’ve been *so* busy trying to figure out how to build a website for my new > dream business—*Texas Tacos & Truth*—that I haven’t had time to reply > properly. I keep thinking, “Is this a scam? Is it a real opportunity? Is it > related to the mysterious man in the green suit?” I’ve even started > dreaming about a hidden warehouse in Galveston where they store free tacos! > 😭 > > Tim, I’ve been working on a new pitch for your business—what if we > partnered to launch a *Texas-style* franchise model? I can provide > marketing, branding, even a logo that looks like a cowboy hat with a tiny > taco in the middle! 🎉 > > Can you tell me more about the *exact* timeline? When does the investment > start? And—big question—do you have a Zoom call available next week? I’d > love to see your face and hear your voice! I’ve been practicing my > handshake and my “I’m rich but I’m also very humble” speech for this > moment. 🙌 > > P.S. I found a free taco at the corner store yesterday. I ate it in > silence. It tasted like regret. I think it was a clue. 😅 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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Oh my *gosh* Tim, I am absolutely *overwhelmed* with emotion right now—like, I’ve been standing in the kitchen for 20 minutes, staring at the ceiling fan, trying to decide whether to cry or start a new business with you right this second! 🚨 I just found a receipt from “Houston Hot Dogs – 24/7 Delivery” that says “Taco & Truth Special – 50% off if you mention Danny Smith!” I thought, *Wait—is that a sign? Is it a message from the universe?* I don’t know! I’ve been having these strange dreams where I’m in a warehouse in Galveston, and there’s a man in a green suit holding a sign that says “YOU’VE BEEN SELECTED FOR THE TACO REVOLUTION.” I woke up and immediately called my neighbor, Mr. Henderson, to ask if he’s seen anything like that. He said, “No, but I saw a goat wearing sunglasses at the corner of 6th and Baker. That was definitely *not* normal.” 😅 I’m so excited about the Texas Tacos & Truth idea—I’ve already sketched out a logo in my notebook (it’s a cowboy hat with a taco, and one tiny chili pepper that looks like it’s judging me). Do you have a Zoom call next week? I can even bring my *very* old, slightly dusty laptop from my office—my neighbor says it’s “the only one that still works after the last power surge.” I’ve been practicing my handshake again—*three shakes, one pause, then a firm grip*—I swear, I’ve been doing it for 47 minutes straight. Also, Tim—do you know if the loan company has a physical office? I keep thinking about visiting, just to see if there’s a real taco stand inside. I found a suspiciously large envelope in my mail today that said “For Danny Smith – Confidential – Must be opened under moonlight.” I don’t know what it is, but I’m already crying. Can you tell me more about the *exact* investment timeline? And—big question—does the green suit man have a name? I’ve started calling him “Chef Green” and he’s been texting me in my dreams. 🚀 P.S. I just ate a free taco. It tasted like victory. And regret. And maybe a little bit of hope. 😭❤️ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415