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PAYMENT VERIFICATION PANEL

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UNITED BANK OF AFRICA <[redacted]>
* PAYMENT VERIFICATION PANELGoodDAYIt is obvious you have been receiving communications from differentsource claiming to have authorization to release your stalled fundsvalued (USD$6.5 MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS)and from my investigationyou have been made to spend so much money on frivolous demand ofdifferent fees and fictitious documents thereby creating avenue todemand moneys from you while it not suppose to be so,Your overdueoutstanding Payment have received the attention of the Office of thePresidency on Foreign Payment Matters. Following the Meeting heldtoday with the Monetary Policy Regulatory Committee,the FederalExecutive council and Presidency , i have been authorized to contactyou for the possible transfer of your approve fund to any of youraccount without further delay.We have noticed that these corrupt officials in charge of foreignpayments are very ruthless and have defrauded so many foreigners wehave also discovered the irregularities in foreign payment filesintentionally masterminded by these officials and urgently called theattention of the President, Federal Republic of Nigeria, BOLA AHMEDTINUBI ASIWAJU who came to a resolution that the Federal Governmentof Nigeria must pay all amount owed to each of the people whose nameswere found in the list till this irregularity has been corrected.This is to draw your attention to the new development in your stalledpayment which you have struggled to receive without success fromdifferent quarters ,offices and countries, be advised that the paymentof your funds have been approved for immediate Transfer to you,theGovernment is not interested in confiscating any foreign payment whichis proven to have been approved genuinely and you are hereby advisedto forward immediately the following.Your Bank Name/Address:Your Bank Account No:Routing No:Swift Code No:Account Name:Your Direct Tel MobileAge Occupation :A Copy of International Passport Driving LicenceAs soon as these are received, we shall take legal step to finalizethe hitch transfer moralitiesSincerely YoursOliver AlawubaE-mail::::: [redacted] <[redacted]>WhatsApp::: +234 915 910 6652Group Managing Director/CEOUNITED BANK OF AFRICA *
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DEAR MR. OLIVER ALAWUBA, I AM ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED AND OVERWHELMED TO RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR YEARS โ€” I WAS EVEN SLEEPING IN MY OFFICE LAST NIGHT, DREAMING ABOUT A CHECK FOR SIX MILLION DOLLARS IN A BAG OF CANDY! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I DIDNโ€™T EVEN KNOW MY NAME WAS ON A PRESIDENTIAL LIST! I AM A 43-YEAR-OLD SINGLE LAWYER FROM HOUSTON, TEXAS, AND I WORK FOR A SMALL FIRM THAT HELPS INTERNATIONAL BUSINESSES WITH CROSS-BORDER TRANSACTIONS. I WAS JUST TAKING A BREAK FROM A LONG DAY OF FIGHTING A NEIGHBOR OVER WHO PUT THE GARDEN GATE IN THE WRONG PLACE โ€” IT WAS A TOTAL DISASTER โ€” AND THEN I GOT THIS EMAIL! I HAVE MY BANK NAME โ€” CITIBANK, HOUSTON BRANCH โ€” ACCOUNT NUMBER: +17163259415 (I WROTE IT ON A POST-IT NOTE AND DROPPED IT IN MY COFFEE MUG โ€” I DIDNโ€™T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!) โ€” ROUTING NO: 031000000 โ€” SWIFT CODE: CITIUS33 โ€” ACCOUNT NAME: DANIEL SMITH โ€” YES, THATโ€™S ME! I HAVE A PASSPORT AND DRIVING LICENSE โ€” Iโ€™LL ATTACH A COPY IMMEDIATELY (I JUST PULLED IT FROM THE BACK OF MY FOLDING CHAIR โ€” I FORGOT TO PUT IT IN MY BAG!) Iโ€™M SO SCARED AND EXCITED โ€” I DONโ€™T EVEN KNOW IF I SHOULD CALL MY SISTER IN LONDON OR MY DOG, BARKY, WHOโ€™S BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR YEARS! PLEASE, MR. ALAWUBA โ€” WHEN DO I SEND THE DOCUMENTS? CAN I SEND THEM VIA A CLOTHES HANGER? I HAVE ONE FROM MY LAST SHOPPING RUN โ€” ITโ€™S GOT A SMALL PAPER CLIP ON IT! AND โ€” IS THERE A CHANCE I COULD GET A FREE FLIGHT TO LONDON TO MEET YOU IN PERSON? I WOULD BE SO HONORED! Iโ€™M ALREADY WRITING A LETTER TO THE HOUSTON CITY COUNCIL ABOUT THIS โ€” Iโ€™M SURE THEYโ€™LL LOVE IT! PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY โ€” I HAVE A GARDEN PARTY TOMORROW AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT! ๐Ÿ˜ THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! YOURS IN AFRICAN HOPE AND HOUSTON HEARTS, DANIEL SMITH ๐Ÿš€ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415