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Thank You,
Dr Micky Jagtiani
Oh my GOSH, DR. MIKY! I just got your email and I’m *so* overwhelmed with joy! I’ve been awake since 3 a.m. because I had a dream about building a giant windmill on my back porch in Houston and selling the wind power to the city—now I’m *sure* it’s a viable project! 🌬️💨
I’m actually *so* excited—my cousin, who runs a small pet grooming shop in East Houston, told me last night that they’ve been getting complaints about rats in the storage shed. I said, “What if we built a solar-powered underground rat detection system with a drone that plays classical music to keep them away?” And now I’m convinced it could be a *huge* project! 🎼🐀
Dr. Micky, I’ve been working on a proposal all night—like, *all night*—and I just can’t stop thinking about it. I keep writing it on napkins in the kitchen, then I lose the napkin, then I find it under the toaster. I once burned a napkin with my coffee and now I have a small burn on my finger from trying to save it. 😭🔥
But seriously—how do I go about applying? Do you require a formal proposal or can I just send you a handwritten one? I have a red pen, a yellow notepad, and I’ve been drawing rats with tiny helicopters above them! 🚁🐀
Also—do you have any experience with pet-related investments? I once tried to invest in a dog park in Sugar Land and it failed because the dogs started barking at the construction workers. I think that’s *so* promising now.
Can I send you my full idea in a video? I have a smartphone and I can film it right now. I just need to know if you’d like to see it!
P.S. I heard from a neighbor that the new city council is considering a “no-pet” zone in the Heights. Does that affect anything? 😩
Please reply as soon as possible—I’ve been waiting for your reply since 4:30 a.m. and I’m starting to believe the universe is sending me signs! 🌟✨
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415