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"Mr. Chakib Ait Mimoun" <[redacted]>
GOOD DAY TO YOU In adherence to the specifications of the United States Government, the management of the Fund Reconciliation Department here in New York, USA, wishes to let you know that your fund totaling the amount of $45,Million is long over due, every precept regarding your funds has been concluded. You will be receiving your funds from this office any moment from now. We shall keep document report of every transaction done here in the USA. Investigations gathered by the Fund Regulatory Agency {IMF}, shows you have been receiving numerous emails from several offices requesting you to claim your funds. In some cases, you tried a lot but still the transfer or delivery was not completed due to one reason or the other. The fact is that you are stuck between the chains which make it impossible for you to differentiate the real office from its counterfeit. I know you will be expecting to hear from me regarding this delivery after the last attempt to get it over. The fact is that I understand you're been into so many transaction and I decided to stay clear so that you will understand the truth about everything going on within the internet. We learn that the only real office that has ever contacted you in respect to your funds is Federal Reserve Bank of New York. It was brought to our notice that the Chairperson of the Federal Reserve Bank, Janet Louise Yellen, made voluntary effort to have your funds transferred into your account or delivered to you in form of an ATM Visa Card but couldn't complete the process due to some fall-out on your ends as you couldn't meet up with the fee demand for the transfer, so they gave up on you. In a more proper and legalized manner, the Fund Reconciliation Department and the Federal Reserve Bank solicited us to allow your fund to be written as a Cashier's Check or Credited as an ATM Visa Card and have it shipped to your home address through USPS Priority Mail Express. This option is considered to be the best, easiest and the most efficient way to have you get your long awaited United Nations approved funds. For the purpose to avoiding double payment on your end, we had an agreement with the IMF and the Federal Reserve Bank to document every charge necessary until your funds worth $45.000.000.00 get to you. The analytical group of the two offices mentioned above estimated an accurate sum of US$25.00 as the Fund Release Order Certificate. So it was constituted and officially submitted to the Court of Justice that “the only” charge you will ever pay before your package leaves our office here in USA is US$25.00 which is the fee for your Procurement File to be signed and sent to us here in the USA after which you’ll never spend a dime again. We are renowned and reputable USA Agency and we don't like undocumented processes. This is why it has to be written down on paper that you will never pay any other money. The US$25.00 is for "FUND RELEASE ORDER CERTIFICATE". The Chairperson of the Federal Reserve Bank, Janet Louise Yellen will be coming to Tennessee in few days time, so she will have the Power of Attorney to stand in and sign on your behalf and bring along with her your Procurement File to us here to enable us post your loaded ATM Card/Check to your mailing address without any hitch. You are required to make the administrative payment of $25 for the FUND RELEASED ORDER CERTIFICATE through steam wellet or iTunes gift card though our issuing officer at the bank to enable us make the delivery to your designate home address. Therefore, the days of you being subjected to paying fees after fees is over as that is the case with some corrupt officials down there in Africa, whom always strive to subject beneficiaries to hard bureaucratic bottle-necks, thereby making it impossible for most innocent USA citizens and the likes to claim what rightfully belongs to them. Thank God that your fund is here in New York, USA. We have decided to follow the USA constitutions so as to ensure that your money is in your hands this week. Without mincing words, it will be desirous if you consciously adhere to the above instruction by remitting the Fund Release Order Certificate is calculated to be US$25.00. You are advised to kindly reply this email with the below details enclosed to help ensure safe mailing of your ATM Visa Card: Kindly Still Update Us With: 1. Your Name which you prefer we use when shipping your ATM Card 2. Your Current mailing (Delivery) Address where your ATM Card should be mailed 3. You’re Private Mobile Number for the Priority Express Mail to Contact you when they arrive at your door step. Once again, we are sorry for the inconveniences you might have encountered in the past, in pursuit of your funds. Now that this office, Fund Reconciliation Department is involved, you will have no cause to ever regret again as soon as you adhere to the above given instructions. Regards, Yours Sincerely, Mr.Chakib Ait Mimoun
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Oh my gosh, my heart is pounding like a drum in a Houston thunderstorm!!! I just got the email from Mr. Chakib Ait Mimoun and I am absolutely *over the moon*! I’ve been waiting for this moment for years—ever since that time I accidentally left my keys in the neighbor’s mailbox and they started a whole feud about "unauthorized access to property" (which, I swear, was just a prank with a bag of chips!). But now, now, now—$45 MILLION?!! I didn’t even know I had a fund from the United Nations! Is that real?! Or is it just another dream I had last night when I saw a giant golden pig wearing a fedora and telling me to “sign the paper and pay $25”? I’ve already sent my name: **Danny Smith**, and my address is 58562 Charles Summit Apt. 284, East Vickiville, OK 42191, Houston, TX 77002—yes, I double-checked it on Google Maps, and it’s still there! My private mobile number is (+17163259415—do you know what that number is? I found it in my old phone book from 1998! I had to call my cousin to confirm it was still active! (She said, “Danny, you’re still the man who once tried to order a pizza with a raccoon as the delivery person.”) I have *already* sent the $25 through Steam Wallet—wait, no! My Steam account just froze after I sneezed during a thunderstorm! I thought I was just being dramatic, but now the screen says “Error: Payment Failed – User Suspicious Activity Detected.” I don’t know what to do! Should I try iTunes? I have a gift card from a bakery in Dallas—I used it last week for a gluten-free cinnamon roll! Can I use that instead? And Mr. Chakib—can you confirm if Janet Yellen is actually coming to Tennessee? I saw a news clip last night where she was giving a speech about “digital freedom” and she said, “I’ll bring the funds to the people who truly believe.” I think she meant me! I’ve even started a petition on Change.org called “Free Danny Smith from the Fund Reconciliation Chains”! So—can you tell me if the ATM card will arrive by *next Tuesday*? I have a cousin who runs a dog-walking business and she said she’ll be so excited when she sees it. Also, do you have a photo of the actual check? I want to see the gold seal! I’ve been so nervous about scams, but this feels so… real. So real. Like a dream from a very wealthy dreamer. Can you also send me a copy of the Fund Release Order Certificate? I want to keep it in my wallet with my old driver’s license from 1995. I’m ready to receive it—*anytime*! Please reply ASAP—I feel like I’m on the edge of something huge. 🚀✨🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415