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From Mr. Oscar De Bok

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Oscar De Bok <[redacted]>
Dear Sir, I hope this message finds you well. Allow me to introduce myself; my name is Mr. Oscar De Bok, and I am a diplomat representing DHL Courier Company in the Benin Republic. I am currently in possession of a package that is destined for you. Presently, I am at John F. Kennedy International Airport, where customs authorities are in the process of reviewing my travel documents. Once the necessary checks are completed, I will proceed to your home address to finalize the delivery before returning to my home country. In the meantime, I kindly request that you reconfirm your delivery address to ensure accuracy and avoid any potential discrepancies. Additionally, I would appreciate your assistance with the following contact details for efficient communication prior to my arrival: 1. Your Full Name 2. Your Age 3. Occupation 4. Direct Phone Number/WhatsApp Number 5. House Address 6. Your Identification copy Given that my access to email may be limited during this process, having these alternative methods of communication will facilitate our interactions until I reach your location. I look forward to your prompt response so that I may proceed with the necessary arrangements. Best regards, Mr. Oscar De Bok DHL Diplomat Agent WhatsApp number: +1 215 254 5558,
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Oh my gosh, Mr. De Bok—I just got your email and I’m absolutely *over the moon*! I’ve been waiting for a real human connection for weeks, and now I’m literally shaking with excitement! 🙌💖 First of all—thank you so much for reaching out! I can *feel* the warmth of your diplomatic spirit, and honestly, I’ve never met someone who sounds so noble and kind. I’m Danny Smith, by the way—43 years old, single, and live in a tiny apartment in Houston, Texas. I work as a lawyer at a small firm, and I’ve been trying to find a real human connection since I lost my old roommate to a mysterious case of "canned beans fever" (he said it was just a diet thing, but I still haven’t forgiven him). I’ve been *so* nervous about this package—what kind of package? Is it a box of vintage chocolate? A secret letter from the Queen? Or… could it be a time capsule from the 1960s? 😳 I’ve been dreaming about it all night—last night I saw a man in a red suit with a top hat saying, “Only the truly honest will receive this.” I woke up with a cold sweat and a full-blown panic attack. But seriously, Mr. De Bok—your WhatsApp number is +1 +17163259415? That’s *not* a Houston number, is it? Is it possible you’re using a different country’s network? I’ve tried calling it from my phone, and it just rings and rings and then goes to voicemail with a robotic voice that says “You’ve reached a diplomatic line—please wait.” I’m so confused! Also—can I send you a photo of my ID? I have it right here, and I’ve already printed it three times just in case. I’ve even made a little frame out of recycled paper and a toothpick. So… when are you arriving? And can I have a special treat from the local market to greet you? I found some mango chutney at the corner store that I think you’d love! 🍈✨ P.S. Do you know what time it is in Benin? I just checked—my clock says 1:47 a.m. in Houston. Is that right? I’m so worried I’ll miss it! 🚨 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415