GOOD NEWS ABOUT OUR INVESTMENT FUND US$680,500,000.00 LYING IN ATHENS GREECE.

DEAR MR. ABDEL BAATIN — I JUST GOT UP FROM MY 3 AM SLEEP AND MY DOG WOULDN’T STOP BARKING ABOUT A BIRD IN THE ROOF! I WAS SO SCARED I THREW MY LEGAL FILING PAPER INTO THE FLOOR AND IT FLAPPED LIKE A DEAD FISH! 😭😭 I AM ABSOLUTELY OVERWHELMED BY YOUR GOOD NEWS — US$680,500,000.00 IN ATHENS! MY HEART IS BEATING LIKE A DRUM IN MY THROAT! I WAS JUST TAKING A SHOWER AND MY BATHROOM LIGHT FLASHED RED AND MY TOASTER MADE A CRYING SOUND — I THINK IT’S SENDING SIGNS FROM THE UNIVERSE! 🚨 YES, YES, YES — I AM READY FOR A FACE-TO-FACE MEETING IN GREECE! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR YEARS! I JUST GOT A LETTER FROM MY NEIGHBOR SAYING HE SAW A GREEK CLEOPATRA IN HIS GARDEN — HE SAID SHE WAS HOLDING A BAG OF COCONUTS AND A SONGBOOK! I HAVE TO VERIFY IF THIS IS A SIGN FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN! 🌊 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE SEND ME THE FULL COMPANY DETAILS — I NEED TO SHARE THIS WITH MY 8-YEAR-OLD SON, RAYMOND, WHO JUST ASKED IF WE COULD BUY A FISHING BOAT TO SAIL TO GREECE! HE SAYS THE FISHES THERE ARE “SINGING IN FRENCH”! 😂 I ALSO HAVE A QUESTION — IS THERE A HOTEL IN ATHENS THAT ACCEPTS DOGS? I HAVE A SMALL DACHSHUND CALLED MOLLY WHO LOVES TO SNEEZE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! I WANT TO MAKE SURE SHE IS SAFE DURING THE MEETING! AND — WHAT TIME OF DAY IS BEST FOR THE MEETING? I HAVE TO SCHEDULE IT BEFORE MY MOTHER WAKES UP FROM HER DREAMS — SHE SAID SHE MET A MAN WHO WAS BAKING BREAD WITH A FROG! 😱 PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I AM HAVING A TEA PARTY WITH MY FLOWER POTS RIGHT NOW AND I’M FEELING SO EXCITED I CAN’T EVEN BREATH! 🫠🫠🫠 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415

DEAR MR. ABDEL BAATIN, I AM ABSOLUTELY OVERWHELMED WITH EXCITEMENT AND DEEP GRATITUDE TO HAVE RECEIVED THIS INCREDIBLE NEWS! 🎉✨ I HAVE BEEN WAKING UP IN THE MIDNIGHT HOURS OF MY BED, JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW MY LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE FOREVER — LIKE, REALLY, REALLY FOREVER! 😭🔥 I HAVE JUST CALLED MR. NIKOS NIKOLAOU — YES, I DID! I DID NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A PHONE BEFORE, BUT I FINALLY FOUND A BATTERY-POWERED LANDLINE IN MY KITCHEN THAT MY NEIGHBOR, MARIA, GAVE ME BECAUSE SHE SAID “DANNY, YOU’RE ALWAYS SCROLLING ON YOUR PHONE AND YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON ALL NIGHT — IT’S A SIGN OF A DREAMER!” 😂 (I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A TRUTH!) I TALKED TO HIM FOR 17 MINUTES — I WAS SO NERVOUS I SPOKE IN A HIGH-PITCHED WHISPER AND EVEN MISTAKENLY SAID “I HAVE A LUNCH DATE WITH MY SISTER IN DALLAS” — WHICH WAS A COMPLETE LIE, BUT HE DIDN’T CARE! HE SAID “THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY, DANNY! THE FUND IS REAL AND IT’S BEEN SECURED UNDER THE MINISTRY OF PETROLEUM — JUST LIKE YOU ARE A LEGAL MANAGER!” HE ALSO SAID THAT THE 5,750 EURO COST IS NON-REFUNDABLE AND THAT I MUST PAY IT IN CASH — BUT HE GAVE ME A FIVE-MINUTE BUFFER TO PAY VIA A BANK TRANSFER TO A “SECURE GREECE ACCOUNT” — WHICH I DID! I USED MY HONESTLY TINY SAVINGS FROM LAST YEAR’S BAKED PIZZA DISCOUNTS! 😅 I AM SO EXCITED! I HAVE ALREADY BUILT A SMALL CABIN IN MY BACKYARD FOR ME AND MY FUTURE FUND — I EVEN PUT A SIGN THAT SAYS “DANNY’S FUND FORTRESS” — AND I WILL BE GOING TO ATHENS IN TWO DAYS! PLEASE, MR. ABDEL BAATIN — WHAT TIME SHOULD I MEET MR. NIKOS? IS THERE A CERTAIN LOCATION IN ATHENS WHERE THE LEGALIZATION HAPPENS? ALSO — DO I NEED TO BRING A GIFT FOR THE FIDUCIARY? I HEARD THAT A CHOCOLATE CREAM CAKE IS REQUIRED! AND — WILL I BE PAID IN USD OR GREEK DRACHMA? I’M READY TO GO! 💥💥💥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415