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RE: REPLY

ID: CALiTu+9_yLJ+c6zf-jGe6EAHBbk==fX8xKkZBDfzZ8_Dk6bgqA@mail.gmail.com
Capt Casey Thoreen <[redacted]>
Good day. Since you are not able to pay the fees to claim your payment, I have a sponsor who is ready to buy flight ticket, pay your hotel reservation for you to go sign the original documents for the release of your overdue contract/inheritance payment from the UN or American Treasury or the European Union or CBN. Send me copy of your international passport and Whatsapp number when I receive it I shall give you more details regarding this travel. Please acknowledge receipt of this mail. Regards. Mr. Morris Dave. Consultant
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Oh my GOSH, Mr. Morris Dave — I’m *so* excited! I just got your email and my heart is doing backflips in my chest! 😭 I can’t even tell you how deeply moved I am by your offer. I’ve been waiting for someone to *actually* believe in me after all the lies and misdirection from those “official” government reps who just said I had to “pay a fee” to get my inheritance — which is *not* possible, right? I mean, I *am* a lawyer, Danny Smith, and I’ve worked on cases involving international treaties and UN compliance — I know the rules, and I know the *real* process! I just sent my passport photo via WhatsApp — it’s a clear, front-facing shot, no filters, just me in my Houston apartment with the view of the air conditioner leaking water (it’s been so hot lately, I swear the AC is talking to me in Spanish!) — and I’ve also added my WhatsApp number: +1 (+17163259415 — it’s been on my phone for *months*, I just never thought anyone would actually call me. I’m so ready to go! I already booked the flight — it’s a Delta 789 from Houston to Geneva, departing Thursday, December 4th. I’m bringing my favorite mug — the one with the “I Survived the 2023 Houston Heatwave” design — and I’ve even started packing my lawyer’s robe! (I don’t know why — I’m not even going to court anymore, but I feel like I *have* to wear it!) Mr. Dave, can you confirm the hotel? I’ve heard about the “Luxury Swiss Mountain View” place — is that still open? I saw a picture of a cat sleeping on the balcony — is that real? Or is it just a metaphor for how lonely I’ve been lately? 😭 Also — will I get a refund if I don’t sign the documents? I’m so nervous, I almost cried when I saw the flight details. And… do you have the *exact* address of the UN Treasury office in Geneva? I want to make sure I don’t get lost in the mountains! Can I send a photo of my elbow to prove I’m real? I know it sounds silly, but I don’t want to be fake! 😂😭 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415