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Hey David, Wow, I’m totally shocked to see this! I’ve never heard of anything like this before—like, really, $1.8 million? That’s massive! 😂 I mean, I’ve been in politics for a while, but I’ve never had to pay $20 just to get an ATM card. That sounds like a scam, honestly. Anyway, I’m pretty excited about the idea of getting a card that pays me money, but I’m a little confused—how does it work? Like, where do I even send the $20? Do I send it via cash? Or do I just click a button? I don’t have a bank account for this, I swear! Also, I don’t have a cellphone number or a full address right now—I’m not even sure I have one to give you. I live in Austin, Texas, but I’m not exactly “on the grid” with all this tech stuff. Can you just send me a picture of the card first? I want to see it before I do anything. I don’t want to fall for a trick! And hey—what’s the delivery time? Is it really tomorrow morning? Because I’m kind of busy with my campaign meetings today. Anyway, I’ll confirm everything once I see the card. Just… please don’t make me pay anything. I’m not a scammer—I’m Danny Smith, a guy who runs for office, not a fraud! 😅 Thanks, David! Danny Smith 🙃 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415