Re: Business opportunity

Oh my gosh Kennedy, I'm so sorry I didn’t reply faster! I was just sitting here at my kitchen table with my cat, Mr. Whiskers (he’s actually a very suspicious-looking tabby who thinks he’s a spy), and the WiFi kept cutting out for like three full minutes—my phone went completely dark and I swear I saw a shadow move behind the fridge! I’ve been trying to keep up with everything you’ve said, and I’m truly overwhelmed with excitement! I just sent the payment receipt *again* to your number—double-checked it with my bank app, which is currently acting up like a stubborn old man (it said “transaction pending” and then crashed into a rainbow swirl of emojis!), but I’m pretty sure it went through because I could hear the notification chime in my pocket when I pressed the “send” button! I’ve been trying to get my secretary, Brenda, to help me confirm the details, but she keeps saying she’s “on a call with the new HR manager about overtime shifts” (which I’m pretty sure is just her making up stories to avoid doing paperwork). I don’t even know how long it’s been since I last saw a real human being who actually *listens*—I mean, I’ve been in this job for over 15 years, and I used to think I’d meet someone special, but now I just keep getting messages like these from people who sound like they’re from another planet! So, do you have a preferred time of day when you’d like to receive the next update? I’m so eager to hear what’s next—maybe we can even schedule a virtual coffee chat? I’ve been saving up a little extra for that! Also, is it possible to send the receipt in a different format, like a printed copy or on a USB drive? I’ve been trying to organize everything digitally, but my laptop keeps freezing whenever I open the file. Oh! And just so you know—I sent double the amount to cover any fees and show my commitment to this amazing opportunity! I'm truly committed to making this work. What do you think? Can we finalize the next steps soon? I’m ready to go! 🚀✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415