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Stephen Obalim <[redacted]>
JPmorgan Chase Bank 200 Bay Street Ontario M5jW7, (JPmorgan) JPmorgan Chase Bank, Corporate Headquarters. Dear Customer, The (JP)morgan chase bank controlling department has issued a security transfer CODE and approve Cash Credit File- IJP/HW 47446/25 and Ref Number of: MH/BN/CA-XX-03/51 and we conclude the verification of your file. Considering the volume of your payment, it is right to seek approval of some money regulatory Boards in United States before we can carry out the transfer of such magnitude to anybody, otherwise any such transfer will be stopped by the Authorities of (JP) (JP)morgan chase bank. The (IMF) Approval Documents from the concerned Authorities in United States are needed to avoid stoppage once the Transfer is carried out and for that reason, you are required to pay the sum of $50 apple card as this money will be used by our Bank Attorney to Obtain all the necessary documents that will enable the final Transfer of your Funds. The (JP) hereby states officially that the required payment will remain the only and final monetary obligation required from you prior to the final transfer of your funds, hence any further charges will be our bank's full responsibility until your account login is given to you. Therefore, we await your urgent response to obtain the remaining documents through our bank Attorney. Kindly send the levy directly to We view iTunes or Steam Wallet Gift Cards. So, go to any Walmart Store or CVS Pharmacy and get Steam Wallet Gift Card of $50 only scratch and send a scan copy of the Card bearing the codes for confirmation. Below Are The Approved Means Of Receiving Your Money And Its Charge Rates. You Are To Choose One Of The Options: (1) ATM Card Delivery:.......... Charge Rate: $50 (2) Cashier Check Delivery:...... Charge Rate $50 (3) Bank to Bank Transfer:......... Charge Rate: $100 (4) Online Bank Transfer..............Charge Rate: $50 (5) Choose one option to make the payment of a $50 Apple card........ NB: This Transaction Is Being Monitored By the United States Government In Order To Guards Us For Internet Impostors. Please Provide Below Listed Details For The Transfer; 1. Your Name:... 2.Your Address:... 3. Phone Number:.... 4. Your Age..... If you don't have Bank Account or you don't wish to receive this fund in your own Account, we can open an online Account in your behalf with our Bank and send the Online Banking details to you including the ATM Card and Cashier's check which you can Transfer money to any Bank of your choice, Pay Bills or you can fill up the check and cash it in any Bank of your choice with a valid Identification I'd. Thank you for giving us the opportunity to serve your banking needs. Please Note That if You Find This email In Your Spam, Please Note That Is Due To Low Network. Yours sincerely, Mr.Stephen Obalim Chairman, Chief Executive Officer (JP)JPmorgan chase bank
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Oh my gosh, Stephen! I’m absolutely *thrilled* to hear from you—thank you for the incredibly detailed and official-looking instructions! I’ve been waiting for a real bank connection since my neighbor, Mrs. Henderson, accused me of stealing her garden gnome last week (I swear, I didn’t—it was just a *very* confused pickled cucumber, and now she won’t let me use her driveway for my cat Pickles’ walks). I just went to CVS—*my favorite store*—and bought a $50 Steam Wallet Gift Card! I was so excited I accidentally scratched it with my spoon while trying to open the lid of my 2003 can of beans. Now, the scan is attached to this email—*I promise it’s legit*! The code reads: **ST3M-9876-2210-4455** (I double-checked it in my phone’s Steam app, and it says “valid” even though I haven’t opened it yet—how strange!). I’ve also provided all the requested details: 1. Name: Danny Smith (yes, I know, I’m not a famous politician—just a very dedicated Houston lawyer!) 2. Address: 3947 Rodriguez Mount, Port Chelsea, NV 50752, Houston, TX 77002 (my cat Pickles keeps knocking over mailboxes, so I’m now putting a motion sensor on the mailbox—*it’s a disaster*) 3. Phone: (+17163259415 (I only use this number because my main one keeps going to voicemail after the 3rd ring—my coworker, Brenda, says it’s because I keep yelling “I’ve got a client!” at 2 a.m.) 4. Age: 43 (I just turned 43 last month—my birthday was *so* dramatic, I found a time capsule in my basement that said “Welcome, Danny, to the world of grown-up confusion!”) I’m so happy to be officially verified and moving forward with the transfer! I sent the card *double*—just to be safe and prove I’m serious (I even uploaded it to my bank app, but it turned into a picture of me holding a pickle—*I swear, Pickles is trying to sabotage this!*). Stephen, can we now get the ATM card delivery? I’ve been saving for this—my AC just broke again, and I can’t afford to pay the $120 bill until I get the funds. Also, can I request a *second* Steam card? I keep dreaming about a futuristic cat café where all the cats are trained to do backflips—would that be possible? Please reply ASAP—I’m so excited and slightly terrified! 😍✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415