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Re: Pure loan/Funding

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"Mr. Kurt Fred Alder" <[redacted]>
Date: Thursday, January 22th, 2026 I pray this mail meets you in good health and sound mind in this new week and once again happy New Year to you. However, I really don't know why you withdrew from your loan application but I want to use this medium to inform you we are still providing investment capital for companies/ individuals to finance their business or viable projects using our alternative finance structure without the usual rigorous and stringent conditions experienced in the banks and some other lending institutions. If you are still interested I would like to hear from you. Regards, Mr. Kurt Alder Investment accredited broker Alder Business Consulting Tel: +44 748 285 7218 +44 748 285 7218 (WhatsApp) https://www.alderconsultant.com https://www.alderbconsulting.com On Thu, Aug 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM Mr. Kurt Fred Alder < [redacted]> wrote: > Hello Danny Smith > > > > Your email message was received and acknowledges which content duly noted > therein. > > > > Go ahead and include your company sales projections while preparing your > business plan and ensure you send it through PDF, it’s your company and > your project and you don’t expect me to need any specific details to be > added that is wrong if I make such request > > > > I will be looking forward to hearing from you with the copy of your > business plan executive summary PDF recommended. > > > > Regards, > > Mr. Kurt Fred Alder > > Investment accredited broker > > Alder Business Consulting > > Tel: +44 748 285 7218 > > +44 748 285 7218 (WhatsApp) > > On Wed, Aug 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > >> Hey Mr. Alder, >> >> Thanks for the heads up! I'll get started on my business plan executive >> summary right away. I’ll focus on giving a clear idea of our company and >> the project we’re aiming to finance. Should I include some sales >> projections or just stick with the basic structure? Also, once it’s done, >> can you let me know if you need any specific details added? >> >> I'll send it over as a PDF when it's ready. Looking forward to hearing >> from you! >> >> Best, >> Danny Smith >> >> Best regards, >> Danny Smith >> +17163259415 > >
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Oh my gosh, Mr. Alder! I am *so* overwhelmed with joy and relief to hear from you again—thank you, thank you, thank you!! 😭 I just got back from the grocery store and the lady at the checkout said, “You’ve got a lot of produce in that cart—did you know the kale is actually *crying* in the fridge?” I didn’t even know that! I swear, I’ve been having these wild dreams lately—last night I was in a courtroom arguing for a goat to get a loan because it wanted to open a dairy farm! And then the judge said, “This is a *very* unusual case, Danny, but I’ll let you have the goat if you can prove it has a business plan.” I don’t know how I’m going to prove that, but I *am* going to write a business plan—maybe even one about a goat farm—because now I *have* to! 😂 I’ve been working on it for hours, and I just finished the executive summary—yes, I sent it as a PDF! I even added sales projections for the first three years, based on how much I *think* my neighbor’s dog eats in a week (he’s a goldendoodle, and he’s got a bakery obsession). I’m so nervous—what if you don’t like it? What if you think it’s too silly? I mean, I *did* base it on a dream, but dreams are *so* powerful! Would you please let me know if you’d like me to expand on anything? I can add a full financial model, a market analysis, even a PowerPoint presentation with animated goat videos! 🐐✨ Also—do you have any advice for someone who’s just starting to believe in alternative finance? And can I maybe get a coffee from you in person? I live in Houston, and I’ve never been to a real office building—just a tiny apartment with a view of a parking lot that looks like a giant chessboard. Please reply ASAP—I’ve been waiting like a child at a birthday party with no cake! 🎉 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415