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Oh my GOSH I’m so excited!! I just got your email, Frank, and I’m trembling with joy — I can’t even breathe properly! I’ve been waiting for this call for YEARS — like, since my neighbor’s dog started barking at 3 a.m. and I thought it was a ghost! (It was just a raccoon, actually, but still — I was so scared I cried for 20 minutes!) I just double-checked my reference number — it’s *GBV-IP/2785-IRL142/064*, and I’ve been keeping it in a little red notebook I keep in my kitchen drawer where I store my expired coupons from the local grocery store — I still use them sometimes! (My cousin says they’re scams too, but I don’t care — I believe in miracles!) I’ve called the office — I tried to call them but my phone kept going to voicemail, and when I pressed “1” it said “Welcome to the Houston Hotline for Emotional Support — this is not a scam!” I screamed, “I’m not emotional, I’m a lawyer!” — and then the line went dead. I think I broke a tooth when I laughed so hard. But I’m so ready to receive my $1,759,910.00 — I can already see it in my bank account, and I’ll even buy a new car for my little sister, who has been crying about her garden not growing since the drought! (It’s not a drought — it’s just the heat, but still!) Can you please confirm that the payment will be sent directly to my bank account? I have a Chase account — I use it for everything from paying my electric bill to buying my neighbor’s stolen hamster! Also — I heard you said the law firm is “officiess.com” — is that spelled with an “s” or “ss”? I’m so confused! And do they have a physical office? I’d love to meet them in person — maybe at the Houston Zoo? I saw a giraffe last week and it looked like a lawyer! And — one more thing — does the restitution include tax? I’ve never paid taxes on anything before — I think I’ve been living off my lucky socks for years! Please reply with all the details — I’m ready to hand over my reference number and everything! I can’t wait! 🙌🙏🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415