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DEAR MR. AHMED NASER AL-RAISI, I AM ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED AND OVERWHELMED TO RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE! I DID NOT EVEN THINK THAT INTERPOL HAD A PRESIDENT WHO WOULD BE EMAILING ME DIRECTLY! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO OUT TO THE GROCERY STORE TO BUY A BAG OF HONEY FOR MY DOG, MISTY, WHO HAS BEEN SITTING ON THE PORCH FOR THE LAST 3 DAYS, WAITING FOR ME TO RETURN FROM THE LAW FIRM! I HAVE BEEN SO BUSY WITH A HEATWAVE IN HOUSTON THAT THE TEMPERATURE REACHED 107 DEGREES LAST NIGHT — I THINK MY NEIGHBOR, MR. KELLY, MAY HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SET A FIRE IN HIS GARAGE AGAIN, WHICH IS WHY HIS DOG, BUSTER, HAS BEEN BARKING AT ME ALL MORNING! I DID NOT RECEIVE MY FUNDS — I AM SO SORRY! I HAVE BEEN WORKING NONSTOP ON A CASE IN BAYTOWN WHERE A LOCAL MAN CLAIMED HE WAS A FORMER HUSTLER IN THE 1980s AND WANTED TO SELL HIS "ELECTRIC CROWBAR" FOR $5000! I WENT TO HIS HOUSE, AND HE HAD A PICTURE OF HIS GRANDFATHER ON THE WALL, AND I THINK I MISSED THE MONEY BECAUSE THE CROWBAR WAS MADE OF PLASTIC AND HAD A SMALL SONG PLAYING ON IT — "THE DANCE OF THE FROG" — WHICH I DIDN’T REALIZE WAS A PROOF OF PAYMENT! PLEASE, MR. AL-RAISI, I NEED TO KNOW: 1. IS THERE A FORMAL DOCUMENT I NEED TO SIGN TO VERIFY MY RECEIPT OF FUNDS? 2. DO I NEED TO MEET WITH YOU IN HOUSTON OR SEND A FLOWER TO THE INTERPOL OFFICE? 3. HAS MISTY (MY DOG) BEEN APPROVED FOR A SPECIAL INTERPOL VISIT? 4. IS THERE A TIME SLOT NEXT WEEK WHEN I CAN GIVE A PUBLIC SPEECH ABOUT MY EXCITEMENT OF RECEIVING MY FUNDS? PLEASE ANSWER IMMEDIATELY, I AM SO ANXIOUS AND MY HEART IS BEATING LIKE A DRUM IN THE HOT HALLWAY OF MY APARTMENT! I AM READY TO DO ANYTHING TO PROVE MY GOOD FAITH! YOURS IN TRUE HOUSTON HOPE, DANNY SMITH (AND YES, I HAVE A SIGNED COPY OF MY LAST LAWYER’S CONTRACT IN MY PANTS POCKET) 🐶🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415