MATTERS OF URGENCY

Wow, really? $45 million? That’s wild! I’m totally not expecting that kind of money, honestly. I mean, I’ve been trying to keep things simple, just running my office and helping people out. But seriously, I don’t even know how to handle that kind of thing. So, you said you’re delivering it to my doorstep? I don’t have a driveway, and I don’t even have a house—wait, actually, I do. My place is in Austin, near the river, but I don’t think I’ve ever had a package delivered there before. Can you just… send me a picture of the money? Like, a photo? I’d love to see it. I’ve never seen that much cash before. And I’m sure it’s not going to be in a suitcase—I mean, that would be a whole different story. Anyway, I don’t know if I’m ready for that kind of attention. And honestly, I don’t have a phone number that I want to give out. I mean, I have one, but it’s not even mine—it’s my assistant’s. So, just to confirm: you’re saying you’ll deliver it to my doorstep? I don’t know if that’s possible. I’ve never had anything delivered like that. I mean, I’ve got a security system, and I’m not sure if I can just open the door for a guy with a bag full of cash. Also, I don’t know how to verify your identity. Are you really Charles Fred from PNC? I mean, I’ve heard of PNC, but I don’t know about this Charles Fred. I’m not saying it’s fake—I’m just trying to make sure I’m not falling for something. Anyway, I’ll keep you updated. I just need to talk to my team about this. Maybe they can verify something. I’ll get back to you soon. And hey, if you can send me a photo of the money, I’d love to see it. Just to be safe. P.S. I don’t know how to call +17163259415. I don’t even have that number on my phone. Maybe you can send it to my assistant? I don’t want to risk it. Thanks for letting me know! I’m really excited, but also a little nervous. 😄 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415