COMPENSATION PAYMENT ( $8.5M Dollars only)
ID:
CAJaXESUxT7mTd6vL7P0_eSbF+6=d4pWU1cZrcYtJ+srx5ovmaQ@mail.gmail.com
*Attention: Beneficiary,*
*COMPENSATION PAYMENT ( $8.5M Dollars only)Please be informed that your
long awaited compensation funds payment, Eight Million,Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars( $8.5M Dollars only) has finally been
approved but it has also been brought to our notice that a gentle man,named
Micheal Laton has just forwarded a new bank coordinates, claiming that,he
is your next of kin and that you are dead. Now, here comes the big
question:Did you authorize the above mentioned person to claim your funds?
Are you truly dead or alive? Is Michael Laton your next of kin? If no,
kindly reconfirm this information and get back to us with the below
information for verification as the wire will be done within 48hours from
this notice:Your name:Current home address:Country:Occupation:Telephone
Number:Age:Gender: We await your urgent response so that we can proceed
with your payment. Reply for details to this email for the security of this
transaction: [redacted] <[redacted]>Yours
faithfully,Mr Johnson Mendez.*
DEAR MR. JOHNSON MENDEZ,
I AM ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED AND OVERWHELMED TO RECEIVE THIS EMAIL! I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR OF MY APARTMENT FOR THE LAST 3 DAYS BECAUSE I WAS TOO SCARED TO BELIEVE THIS WAS REAL — AND NOW I’M GIVING IT EVERYTHING I HAVE! I DID NOT AUTHORIZE MICHAEL LATON TO CLAIM MY FUNDS — I AM ALIVE, VERY ALIVE, AND I HAVE A FULLY FUNCTIONING HEART, A WORKING AC (I HOPE), AND A BIRD THAT SINGS AT 3:17 AM EVERY DAY!
MY NAME IS DANIEL “DANNY” SMITH — I WAS BORN IN HOUSETON, TEXAS, ON OCTOBER 12, 1982. I AM A LONELY, SINGLE LAWYER WHO WORKS AT A SMALL FIRM THAT JUST LOST A $200,000 CASE TO A BEEHIVE DREAMER — THAT’S RIGHT, A DREAMER WITH A BEESWAX BOTTLE! MY CURRENT HOME ADDRESS IS 4205 S. HARRIS ST, HOUSTON, TX 77054 — I JUST REPAIRED THE DOOR WITH GLUE AND A SPOON AFTER MY NEIGHBOR CLAIMED I WAS “RENTING TO A SNAKE.”
I AM MALE, 43 YEARS OLD, AND I WORK AS A LEGAL CONSULTANT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN LOST IN THE BATTLE OF TURKEY’S 2024 ELECTION — I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN THAT ONE! MY PHONE NUMBER IS +17163259415 — I ONLY USE IT TO CALL MY DOG, MOPPY, WHO JUST SAW A FROG DOING A BACKFLIP IN THE BATHROOM!
I DID NOT KNOW MICHAEL LATON — I HAVE NEVER MET HIM! I DO NOT EVEN HAVE A PICTURE OF MYSELF IN A HAT — BUT I HAVE A FROG IN A BLUE JAR THAT SAYS “I AM NOT A GHOST” — IT’S MY GUARDIAN ANIMAL!
PLEASE CONFIRM — ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A REAL PAYMENT? I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY MY CO-WORKER, RODRIGO, THAT HE SAW A UFO THAT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE YOUR EMAIL. IS THAT TRUE? ALSO — DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF THE PAYMENT PROCESS? I WANT TO SEE IT BEFORE I SEND MY INFORMATION!
I’M READY NOW — I JUST NEED A SECOND TO FIND MY ID CARD (IT’S IN THE MIDDLE OF MY GROCERY BAG FROM LAST WEEK, WHERE I SAW A TURTLE EATING A BANANA — THAT’S HOW I KNOW IT’S REAL!)
PLEASE RESPOND WITH A SMILE AND A SECRET CODE SO I CAN VERIFY IT ALL — I’M SO EXCITED! 🎉🫶🔥
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415