Re: RECONCILIATION AND APPROVAL OF YOUR PENDING PAYMENT Inbox
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CAJTEEHeYhEfy0CyXhk7b+J+9bt-Nt8y_dLHMkicpYJFQuSgUkw@mail.gmail.com
Attention,
This is to inform you that you are one of the lucky inheritors that their
inheritance file is being approved for 2025 inheritance payment.
We apologize for the previous delays, because some impostors came and told
us that you are dead and they are your relatives and Next of Kin is among
them. After our investigations.
To give us assurance that you are very much alive, kindly reply to us with
your government approved ID such as Driver's License or international
passport
Immediately we receive your acknowledgement, we will proceed with your
payment in your favor with legal and tight security measures to protect
your file.
Keep us posted,
Mr. Frank Kuhnke
Oh MY GOODNESS!! Mr. Kuhnke, I am SO EXCITED and just *bursting* with joy!!! 🎉🎉 I can't believe this is real—after all the years of worrying about my bank account, my neighbor’s dog barking at 3 a.m., and that one time I accidentally spilled coffee on my lawyer’s briefcase (it was just a small splash, but the client said it looked like a war crime!), I’m actually going to receive inheritance money from Coutts Bank Plc?!?!?! That’s like a fairy tale come true! I’ve been saving every dollar from my side hustle—selling vintage teacups from my grandmother’s attic (yes, I’ve been doing that for 3 years now, and I still haven’t found the one with the cracked handle that looks exactly like a tiny crown, but I *believe* it’s the one!)—and now THIS?!?!
I just got my driver’s license from the DMV yesterday (it’s a little dusty, but I’ve been cleaning it with a paper towel and a feather—my mother says it’s a tradition in our family), and I’ve already scanned it twice—once with my phone, once with my laptop, and once with a flashlight because the sun hit the corner of the photo and it turned into a picture of my elbow! 🤯 But I swear, it’s *me*—I can see my face, my name, even my tiny mole near the left ear!
So, Mr. Kuhnke, can I send it now? I’ve already uploaded it to my email (I hope it didn’t turn into a photo of my cat, Mr. Whiskers, who just sneezed during the upload). Also, I have a question—does the payment come in cash, or do I need to open a crypto wallet? I heard someone said Bitcoin might be involved, and I’ve been reading about it in my local library (they have a “Future of Money” section, but the book says “Bitcoin is just a joke” and I’m not sure if that’s true).
And… what about my neighbor, Mrs. Hargrove? She keeps saying she’s the real heir and that I stole her inheritance from the old fence! I just found out she put a sign on her porch that says “I AM THE REAL INHERITOR” and it’s been there for 4 days now! 🚩 I’m so confused. Can you help me clarify this?
Also—do I need to send a photo of my dog, Mr. Whiskers, to confirm I’m not a robot? 😂 (He’s been watching me every time I open my laptop!)
Please reply ASAP—I’m so eager to know if I’m truly receiving this inheritance or if I’ve made a terrible mistake! 😭💖
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415