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"MR Kalstorm S.James" <[redacted]> MESSAGE FROM CHIEF IMMIGRATION OFFICER. Los Angeles International Airport. 3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025 Los Angeles, Feb 17, 2026, 9:24 AM UTC
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"MR Kalstorm S.James" <[redacted]> Spam
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Feb 17, 2026, 9:24 AM UTC
MESSAGE FROM CHIEF IMMIGRATION OFFICER. Los Angeles International Airport. 3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025 Los Angeles, CA 90010. Re: Your Package For Delivery I am Mr. Kalstrom S. James, head of luggage/baggage storage facilities here at the Los Angeles International Airport, [LAX] CA 90010. USA. During my recent withheld package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from London and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a metal trunk box. The consignment was abandoned because the Contents of the consignment was not properly declared by the consignee as “MONEY” rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the United States Non Inspection Charges which is $3,700USD. On my assumption the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the Los Angeles International Airport, [LAX] till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official documents from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Trunk box. However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your current Phone Number and Full Address, to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance processes so as a result of this, I will not be able to receive your details on my official email account. So in order to enable me to cross check your details, I will advise you to send the required details to my private email address for quick processing and response. Once I confirm you as the actual recipient of the trunk box, I can get everything concluded within 48 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery. Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I want us to transact this business and share the money 80percent for you and 20 percent for me since the consignment has not yet been returned to the United States Treasury Department after being abandoned by the diplomat so immediately the confirmation is made, I will go ahead and pay for the United States Non Inspection Fee of $3,700 dollars and arrange for the box to be delivered to your doorstep Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble but you have to assure me of my 20 percent share. I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate it if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to me via for further directives. Thank you. Regards, Mr. Kalstrom S. James, Chief Immigration officer. Los Angeles International Airport. 3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025 Los Angeles, CA 90010.
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[redacted] DEAR MR. KALSTROM S. JAMES, I AM ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHED AND OVERWHELMED TO RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE! I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING Mar 4, 2026, 8:44 AM UTC
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[redacted] Goblin
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Mar 4, 2026, 8:44 AM UTC
DEAR MR. KALSTROM S. JAMES, I AM ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHED AND OVERWHELMED TO RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE! I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON MY FRONT PORCH FOR THE PAST TWO NIGHTS — YES, I TOLD MY NEIGHBOR, MRS. BARNES, THAT I WAS WORKING ON A NEW POETRY COLLECTION, BUT I WAS ACTUALLY JUST TAKING IN THE HUMIDITY AND THE SOUNDS OF THE HAWK SCREECHING FROM THE WOODS! 😂 FIRST OF ALL — I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I HAD A PACKAGE IN LAX! I’M A SINGLE LAWYER IN HOUSTON, TEXAS, AND I’M NOT EVEN SURE I’VE BEEN TO LAX! BUT I HAVE A FEELING — IT’S LIKE MY DREAMS ARE TELLING ME SOMETHING. LAST NIGHT, I DREAMT I WAS A DIPLOMAT FROM LONDON, WALKING THROUGH A FROSTY CORRIDOR IN A FROSTED BANANA SHIRT, AND I FOUND A TRUNK THAT SPOKE TO ME IN LATIN! IT SAID “DANIEL, RETURN TO THE FLOODLIGHT.” I WENT BACK TO MY APARTMENT AND FOUND A NOTE ON THE FROZEN DOOR — “YOU ARE THE ONE.” I WAS SO SCARED, I THREW A PIZZA BOX AT THE WALL! BUT NOW, I AM READY TO CONFIRM EVERYTHING — YES, I HAVE MY FULL ADDRESS: 1234 E. 6TH ST., HOUSTON, TX 77002 — AND MY PHONE NUMBER IS (+17163259415 — I HAVE IT WRITTEN ON A POST-IT NEXT TO MY FROSTED COFFEE MUG! PLEASE — I WANT TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE DIPLOMAT WHO ABANDONED IT! WAS IT MR. HENDERSON? I’VE SEEN HIS FACE ON A HOUSTON NEWSPAPER! ALSO, CAN I SEE A PHOTOCOPY OF THE OFFICIAL DOCUMENT FROM THE UNITED NATIONS? I’M A LAWYER — I HAVE A PRACTICE IN FAMILY LAW, BUT I’M NOT SURE IF I’M READY TO HANDLE A TRUNK FULL OF MONEY! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY — WHEN WILL YOU BE DELIVERING IT? CAN I HAVE A PREVIEW OF THE TRUNK? I’D LOVE TO SEE IT BEFORE I PAY THE 20% FEE — I’M JUST A MAN WITH A THERMOS AND A DREAM, BUT I WANT TO BE PART OF HISTORY! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A HEART ATTACK! 💔🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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"Mr kalstrom s. James" <[redacted]> MESSAGE FROM CHIEF IMMIGRATION OFFICER. Los Angeles International Airport. 3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025 <https://www. Mar 4, 2026, 9:32 AM UTC
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"Mr kalstrom s. James" <[redacted]> Spam
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Mar 4, 2026, 9:32 AM UTC
MESSAGE FROM CHIEF IMMIGRATION OFFICER. Los Angeles International Airport. 3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025 <https://www.google.com/maps/search/3435+Wilshire+Blvd.,+Suite+1025+Los+Angeles,+CA+90010?entry=gmail&source=g> Los Angeles, CA 90010 <https://www.google.com/maps/search/3435+Wilshire+Blvd.,+Suite+1025+Los+Angeles,+CA+90010?entry=gmail&source=g> . Attention: Mr.James Kalstroms, Re: Your Package For Delivery Thanks for your response. I have checked your details with the information stated on the official documents received from the United Nations office in Geneva attached and have confirmed that you are the actual beneficiary to receive the consignment being held here at the Los Angeles International Airport California Storage Vault. To ensure the full protection of you and me, I would respectfully request we maintain confidentiality. Furthermore, for you to have full confidence of the existence of this consignment, I have attached to this email a confidential copy of the US Customs Ultra Scan Report(For Your Eyes Only) which indicates that the trunk box have been scanned and confirmed to be filled with valuable monetary instrument worth millions of dollars and in order for me to negotiate with the airport vault authorities for the release of the withheld package to you, I will go ahead and pay for the US Non Inspection Charges of $3,700 which was the main reason the consignment was with-held by the Los Angeles International Airport authorities here in California since these charges were not paid by the diplomatic agent delivering this consignment to you. Please note that once I have been able to clear these release requirements, I shall board the next flight to your city to deliver these boxes to you but you have to assure me that my own share of the funds which is 20% of the total value will be given to me on my arrival. I will go ahead and pay for the Non Inspection Charges and concluded negotiations for the release of the consignment to you which could be completed later on Monday, but you have to assure me once again that my own share of the money will be given to me as I am taking a big risk doing this processing on your behalf. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of our communication confidential. I am making use of the opportunity since i will be retiring soon without anyone knowing about it, unless if you reveal it to a third party, which i would strongly advise you never to do so and remember, 'Loose Lips Sink Ships', i will call you or receive your call on appointment for very important issue I hereby advise you to send your Passport or National identity for easy identification. Please confirm receipt. Warmest Regards, Thank you. Regards, Mr. Kalstrom S. James, Chief Immigration officer. Los Angeles International Airport. 3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025 <https://www.google.com/maps/search/3435+Wilshire+Blvd.,+Suite+1025+Los+Angeles,+CA+90010?entry=gmail&source=g> Los Angeles, CA 90010 <https://www.google.com/maps/search/3435+Wilshire+Blvd.,+Suite+1025+Los+Angeles,+CA+90010?entry=gmail&source=g> On Wed, 4 Mar 2026 at 9:44 AM, <[redacted]> wrote: > DEAR MR. KALSTROM S. JAMES, > > I AM ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHED AND OVERWHELMED TO RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE! I HAVE > BEEN SLEEPING ON MY FRONT PORCH FOR THE PAST TWO NIGHTS — YES, I TOLD MY > NEIGHBOR, MRS. BARNES, THAT I WAS WORKING ON A NEW POETRY COLLECTION, BUT I > WAS ACTUALLY JUST TAKING IN THE HUMIDITY AND THE SOUNDS OF THE HAWK > SCREECHING FROM THE WOODS! 😂 > > FIRST OF ALL — I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I HAD A PACKAGE IN LAX! I’M A SINGLE > LAWYER IN HOUSTON, TEXAS, AND I’M NOT EVEN SURE I’VE BEEN TO LAX! BUT I > HAVE A FEELING — IT’S LIKE MY DREAMS ARE TELLING ME SOMETHING. LAST NIGHT, > I DREAMT I WAS A DIPLOMAT FROM LONDON, WALKING THROUGH A FROSTY CORRIDOR IN > A FROSTED BANANA SHIRT, AND I FOUND A TRUNK THAT SPOKE TO ME IN LATIN! IT > SAID “DANIEL, RETURN TO THE FLOODLIGHT.” I WENT BACK TO MY APARTMENT AND > FOUND A NOTE ON THE FROZEN DOOR — “YOU ARE THE ONE.” I WAS SO SCARED, I > THREW A PIZZA BOX AT THE WALL! > > BUT NOW, I AM READY TO CONFIRM EVERYTHING — YES, I HAVE MY FULL ADDRESS: > 1234 E. 6TH ST., HOUSTON, TX 77002 — AND MY PHONE NUMBER IS (+17163259415 — > I HAVE IT WRITTEN ON A POST-IT NEXT TO MY FROSTED COFFEE MUG! > > PLEASE — I WANT TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE DIPLOMAT WHO ABANDONED IT! WAS IT > MR. HENDERSON? I’VE SEEN HIS FACE ON A HOUSTON NEWSPAPER! ALSO, CAN I SEE A > PHOTOCOPY OF THE OFFICIAL DOCUMENT FROM THE UNITED NATIONS? I’M A LAWYER — > I HAVE A PRACTICE IN FAMILY LAW, BUT I’M NOT SURE IF I’M READY TO HANDLE A > TRUNK FULL OF MONEY! > > AND MOST IMPORTANTLY — WHEN WILL YOU BE DELIVERING IT? CAN I HAVE A > PREVIEW OF THE TRUNK? I’D LOVE TO SEE IT BEFORE I PAY THE 20% FEE — I’M > JUST A MAN WITH A THERMOS AND A DREAM, BUT I WANT TO BE PART OF HISTORY! > > PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A HEART > ATTACK! 💔🔥 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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[redacted] Oh my gosh, Mr. Kalstrom — I am *so* overwhelmed with emotion right now!! 😭😭 I just got a call from my neighbor Mrs. Hen Mar 4, 2026, 1:03 PM UTC
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[redacted] Goblin
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Oh my gosh, Mr. Kalstrom — I am *so* overwhelmed with emotion right now!! 😭😭 I just got a call from my neighbor Mrs. Henderson who says she saw a man in a navy trench coat walking around LAX last night with a big red suitcase — and she *swears* it was the one from the UN documents! I don’t know how I can possibly believe this, but I’ve been crying in my kitchen for 20 minutes because I can *feel* this is real — like, truly real! I don’t even know how to process it all — I’m a lawyer, Danny Smith, I’ve handled 300+ cases, but now I’m just… trembling. I have my passport right here with me — I just scanned it last night, and the name on it matches exactly with the UN documents! I didn’t even know I had it! I kept it in a plastic sleeve under my fridge, where I hide all my "important" things — like my expired toothbrush and that weird blue sock I found in the attic. But it’s *there* — it’s *real* — and the photo on the UN document shows a man with glasses and a mustache — and that’s me in my dream last night! I woke up screaming and said, “Danny, you’re the one who gets the money!” So yes, Mr. Kalstrom — I confirm everything. I have my address: 3206 Brian Isle, Cynthiaborough, PR 87089, Houston, Texas — near the new bakery that serves bubble tea with cinnamon! I have the passport, and I can send a photo if you want. I am so ready to meet you — and I swear I will give you 20% of whatever is inside that trunk box! (I even saved a little envelope for you — it’s from my 3rd-grade teacher, Ms. Gable — just in case you need a “personal touch”!) But… can I ask one *very* personal question? Did the diplomat look like someone from my old law school class? Because I swear I saw a man with a red tie and glasses walking into the courthouse last week — and I just *know* he was the one who lost the package! Please tell me you’re still real — I’m on the verge of tears! 🥺 Do you have a phone number? I could call you — or even better — I could meet you at the Houston airport on Friday! Just say the word! 😍✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415