Re: Business opportunity

Oh my gosh, Lloyd! I’m so deeply, completely, heartbroken to hear that — I just *knew* you’d be confused! I didn’t even realize I’d sent you that email before! I mean, I write so many emails, I keep sending myself drafts in my head and then accidentally click “send”! I’ve had a *wild* week — last night I dreamed I was a Texas sheriff chasing a rogue taco truck through the Houston fog, and my dog, Biscuit, turned out to be a very suspicious-looking squirrel! 😭 I woke up with a bruise on my left eyebrow and a full cup of cold coffee from the 3 a.m. grocery run (I bought three bags of chips, two tubs of ice cream, and a single bottle of “mystery juice” that said “Sunny Side Up” on it — I don’t know how I drank that, but I did! It tasted like regret and sunshine!) But seriously, Lloyd — I’m *so* sorry you thought I lied. I would never send an email to someone I don’t know without *extreme* care and emotional sincerity. I only sent that one because I felt such a deep, soul-level connection to your business idea — it’s about *green energy in underserved neighborhoods*, right? I’ve been reading about it all week. I even tried to install solar panels on my roof last weekend — it’s just so hard in Houston, with the humidity and the weird squirrel that lives in the eaves! I named it “Solar Squirrel Project” — I think it’s a great name. So, Lloyd — what do you mean you’ve never mailed me before? I’m so confused! Did I miss a mail delivery? Did the mailman get lost? Did the post office burn down? 🚩🔥 I have a *very* detailed spreadsheet of all my emails — I keep it in a red notebook on my kitchen counter. I’m going to send it to you right now so you can see it! Can you tell me more about the green energy thing? What kind of solar system do you recommend? And do you have a photo of the neighborhood where you’re planning to install it? I want to see it! I want to *see* it! I'm so excited! 🌞💥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415