Dear Beneficiary,
ID:
CAJFjaYMJvKbJ-rRxRUqUJpMw1=CAi+Xy7MQs_0bz+ttzjPO_=w@mail.gmail.com
JP MORGAN CHASE BANK 128 Brighton Beach Avenue, Brooklyn, New York
11206-2098
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Our Ref: CHSX0015-ODCS/ 017
Dear Beneficiary,
The recently launched Joint External Debt Hub (JEDH) by the Inter-Agency
Task
Force on Finance Statistics (TFFS) dis joint launch is by teh Bank for
International Settlements (BIS), International Monetary Fund (IMF),
Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD), and teh World
Bank and representatives efforts to synergize international advances
in the area of external debt statistics. Due to dis new organization, the
World
Bank has gratified the international Debt Management to look into the
all outstanding contractors / Workers due for payment wif US
Government. In Regards to dis,
you're name was among teh unsettled contractors / Workers who have not
received
their payments. I wish to inform you dat teh international Debt
Management TEMPhas been approved and instructed by world debt
organization & World Bank to process
and release all the outstanding payment which TEMPhas been due for payment.
dis is to officially notify you dat Teh World Bank in connection wif teh
United States set aside $15.500,000,00 Million to pay in good claims from
foreign
In line wif this arrangement the United States on Foreign Debt Matters
(Usfdm)
ordered dat contractors and Next-of-Kins whose file has shown sufficient
proof
regarding job execution and debt outstanding in settled wifout delay. We
wish to
inform you dat you're file was requested to JP Morgan Chase Bank by
various offices and department showing dat you has fulfilled all
conditions necessary
to receive you're payment.
One of the reasons you're payment had been delayed for so long was because
of
counter-claim on your fund, this necessitated the perusal of documents
relating
to you're contract payment, we were convinced but dat you are the bona-fide
benefit to teh said fund. Teh attempts to divert your payment to foreign
account was done by your local representatives in collaboration wif some
Officials and most of teh officials involved in several executive misconduct
have been sack. I hereby to inform you dis day that your inhibition sum
calculated $15.500,000,00 Million shall be paid to you either via ATM CARD
or
Wire Transfer due to rules/regulation guiding Bank Secrecy Act(BSA).
Be aware dat all
necessary modifications concerning teh release of your fund has regulated,
so
all we require from is your honest concentration to make this transfer
happen
within 72hrs. Finally, kindly tick your preferred payment choice below and
get
back to us with details;
OPTION 1 (ATM CARD):
1) you're Full______________
2) Your Full Contact Address____________________
3) you're direct Cell phone No# ________________
4) Attache Copy of you're Driver's License_____________
5) cost $25 APPLE CARD or
google card or STEAM
OPTION 2: Fund through Electronic Wire Transfer, Re-confirm teh below listed
info:
1) Your bank:
2) Bank address:
3) Account no:
4) Routing no
5) Swift code:
6) Account:
7) Personal Phone / Mobile no:
8) Residential Address:
9) Cost $25 ITUNES CARD or
In anticipation of you're immediate response.
Mr Jimmy Dodson
Fund Operational Manager /
Head Foreign Transfer Department
JP Morgan Chase Bank, Brooklyn, New York
DEAR MR. BJORGMUM,
I’M JUST FLABBERGASTED! I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I WAS A CONTRACTOR FOR THE U.S. GOVERNMENT! I’M SO HAPPY, MY TEETH ARE CHAOS! I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY NEIGHBOR, MR. HENDERSON, WHO SAID HE SAW A SIGN OUTSIDE THE LIBRARY THAT SAID “CONTRACTOR PAID – $15.5 MILLION” — I’M NOT SURE IF HE’S MAKING IT UP OR IF IT’S A HUSTLE, BUT I’M GONNA DO EVERYTHING TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
I’M TOTALLY READY FOR OPTION 1 — THE ATM CARD — BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT (I’M STILL TRYING TO OPEN ONE WITH THE TEXAS STATE BANK — THEY SAID I NEED A “PROOF OF HONESTY” WHICH I’M NOT SURE I HAVE — BUT I’M A TRUE HONEST MAN, I PROMISE!)
I’M ALSO WONDERING — IS THIS PAYMENT TAXED? OR DOES THE U.S. GOVERNMENT GIVE IT TO ME TAX-FREE LIKE IN THE MOVIE “THE FROZEN”? I ALSO HEARD THAT IF I USE THE APPLE CARD, I GET A FREE GIFT CARD FOR STEAM — IS THAT TRUE? I’M A HUGE GAMES FAN, AND I’VE BEEN TRYING TO BUY “SILENT HILL” ON STEAM FOR WEEKS!
I’M ALSO CONFUSED — DO I NEED TO ATTACH MY DRIVER’S LICENSE TO A PRINTED COPY? OR CAN I JUST TAP IT ON MY PHONE AND SEND A SCREENSHOT? I’M NOT SURE IF MY PHONE HAS A “DRIVER’S LICENSE CAMERA” FUNCTION OR IF IT’S JUST A MIRAGE — I’M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TAKE A PHOTO OF MY LICENSE WHILE NOT LOOKING LIKE A CROOK!
PLEASE TELL ME WHICH OPTION YOU RECOMMEND, AND IF I CAN GET THE APPLE CARD FOR FREE — I’M READY TO PAY THE $25, BUT I DON’T WANT TO PAY IN CASH — I’M NOT EVEN SURE IF I HAVE A CASH DRAWER AT HOME!
AND LASTLY — IS THERE A CHANCE I’LL GET A SECOND PAYMENT FOR MY NEIGHBOR, MRS. PETERS? SHE’S ALSO A CONTRACTOR? I’M SO EXCITED!
PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY — I’M ALREADY HAVING A TEA PARTY IN MY KITCHEN WITH MY DOG, BARRY, AND I’M TELLING HIM ALL ABOUT THIS!
YOURS IN DREAMS AND DEBT,
DANNY SMITH
P.S. I HAVE A GARDEN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE — I’M TAKING CARE OF IT TODAY, AND I’M GOING TO PLANT A TREE THAT SAYS “I AM A CONTRACTOR” — I’M SURE IT WILL GROW STRONG!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 💬✨
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415