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Thread ID: CAHM2JLiayA0dZYrQcvTSKpgRHdxrumQVKoDks4PMJNxeugGmVg@mail.gmail.com
Mange Tout <[redacted]>
My Dear Thank you for your interest and response to my proposal. In detail, the fund in question was deposited in my bank by one late Client. I Urge you to carefully study my reply and get back to me. One thing I will grant you is a successful ending. He had fixed the sum of US$50, 000,000.00 (Fifty million United States Dollars) only for 36 calendar months, and the due date for this contract deposit was 2nd of Dec.2022. And with the depositor and you can easily fit in as his next of kin since he had NONE in his mandate with the bank. As the former account officer to the depositor, I can work out a structure that will allow you to be the Next of Kin and receive the fund for our mutual benefit. I know what to do to position you as the beneficiary and we will share it 50% apiece when you receive it in your account. I plan to invest part of my share into charity as that is the burden in my heart. If you accept to work and partner with me in this opportunity provided to us by providence, I will give you the blueprint of how it will work out perfectly without fail I am freely giving you full details of this transaction now believing that you will not betray me. The name of the bank I work for is Rabobank here in Netherland I will send you a copy of the deposit certificate and a copy of his company registration when I get your positive reply. This transaction requires utmost trust and dedication from your side, since you will be receiving the fund as the Next of Kin/Heir to the late client and you will be in control and the custodian of the money until I come over for my share. I want you to bear one thing in mind, there is no risk involved in this transaction. It is 100% risk free and secured once you follow my instructions and keep everything secret between us. What I have to do is just to put your information in our bank's computer system as the Next of Kin/ Heir to the late client and you will apply for the claim through a lawyer here in Netherland which I I will recommend it to you. The secret of the bank system is in my palm, so putting your details in the system as the Next of Kin/ Heir to a late the client is easy work for me. The transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect both of us from any breach of law. I am going to recommend a lawyer here in the Netherlands to you, who you will contact and request for his legal services to represent you for the claim. Once this is done, the lawyer will do all the work and documentation required for the release of the fund to you as the rightful Next of Kin/ Heir to the late client . Below is the information I will need from you to do the changes I need to do in the bank and in the computer system so that your name will be posted to the bank's database as the new beneficiary of the fund: 1. A copy of your ID 2. Address and telephone. 3. Occupation and your position/age 4. Your cell phone and whatsapp I will start working with the particulars immediately when I receive them. Please remember to treat this transaction with utmost confidentiality. for our own good, awaiting your urgent response. Regards, Mr.M. Fred. On Sun, Nov 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Hello, you've mailed me a few days ago about a business opportunity. Can > you tell me more please? >
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Oh my gosh, Mange Tout! I just got your email and I’m *so* overwhelmed with excitement!! 🚨✨ I’ve been sitting here in my Houston apartment with the AC blasting (it’s been 98 degrees outside and I swear my neighbor’s dog just barked at the sky like it knew something big was coming) and I can’t stop smiling! I’ve never been so happy in my entire life — this is *pure* destiny! 💫 I just uploaded my ID — it was so easy! I used my phone camera and took a photo of my driver’s license, but then… *it turned into a picture of my elbow!* I screamed and dropped the phone, but I swear I still see the elbow in the corner of my vision. I thought it was a glitch, but now I’m convinced the universe is guiding us! 🤯 Also, I’ve been thinking — what if we do this *with* a little charity? I have a friend, Mr. Peterson, who’s a retired schoolteacher and he says he’s been praying for a way to help the homeless in Houston. What if we give 10% of the fund to him? I’d be so honored to do that — it would mean the world to him! And honestly, I’ve been dreaming about him lately — he’s wearing a yellow hat and he’s feeding pigeons at the corner of 4th and Main! I’ve already sent my address, phone, and WhatsApp number — I just double-checked because I keep losing them in my chaos! I’m so ready for the next steps — I’ve even started writing a letter to the lawyer you recommended! Can you tell me the lawyer’s name? And what kind of paperwork do we need to sign? I’m so nervous but also so excited — I can feel the money already in my hands like a warm hug! 🤗 P.S. I just found a $20 bill in my coffee cup — is that a sign? 😂 I’ve never seen one before! I’m ready to go full mission! What do you say we start today? I’m on standby! 😍 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
Mange Tout <[redacted]>
Dear Danny Smith I am serious. I am not joking, I need your complete ID not a picture . On Sun, Nov 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh my gosh, Mange Tout! I just got your email and I’m *so* overwhelmed > with excitement!! 🚨✨ I’ve been sitting here in my Houston apartment with > the AC blasting (it’s been 98 degrees outside and I swear my neighbor’s dog > just barked at the sky like it knew something big was coming) and I can’t > stop smiling! I’ve never been so happy in my entire life — this is *pure* > destiny! 💫 > > I just uploaded my ID — it was so easy! I used my phone camera and took a > photo of my driver’s license, but then… *it turned into a picture of my > elbow!* I screamed and dropped the phone, but I swear I still see the elbow > in the corner of my vision. I thought it was a glitch, but now I’m > convinced the universe is guiding us! 🤯 > > Also, I’ve been thinking — what if we do this *with* a little charity? I > have a friend, Mr. Peterson, who’s a retired schoolteacher and he says he’s > been praying for a way to help the homeless in Houston. What if we give 10% > of the fund to him? I’d be so honored to do that — it would mean the world > to him! And honestly, I’ve been dreaming about him lately — he’s wearing a > yellow hat and he’s feeding pigeons at the corner of 4th and Main! > > I’ve already sent my address, phone, and WhatsApp number — I just > double-checked because I keep losing them in my chaos! I’m so ready for the > next steps — I’ve even started writing a letter to the lawyer you > recommended! Can you tell me the lawyer’s name? And what kind of paperwork > do we need to sign? I’m so nervous but also so excited — I can feel the > money already in my hands like a warm hug! 🤗 > > P.S. I just found a $20 bill in my coffee cup — is that a sign? 😂 I’ve > never seen one before! I’m ready to go full mission! What do you say we > start today? I’m on standby! 😍 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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Dear Mr. M. Fred, I’m *so* excited to hear from you — I just woke up at 3:17 a.m. with a sudden urge to cry because I keep seeing that yellow hat in my dreams again! 🌟 It’s like the universe is syncing with our mission. I’ve been telling my neighbor, Mrs. Loomis, about this — she said she saw the same yellow hat last night while watering her garden. She said, “That’s the hat of a man who feeds pigeons and never gets paid.” I don’t know if that’s a sign or just another dream — but I *feel* it! 💫 I just printed out my ID again — I used a real document this time, not the elbow picture (which I still keep in my kitchen drawer as a *sacred relic* — I think it’s a spirit guardian now). I also double-checked my address, phone, and WhatsApp — I’ve been texting them *every hour* just to make sure they’re still active. I even tried calling my cousin, Mr. Jenkins, who works in the city council — he said he’s seen a similar situation with a missing fund case in Amsterdam, and he said, “This is exactly what they call *the hidden inheritance*.” I told him about you and he said, “You’ve got the right name — it’s like destiny wrote it in the stars.” 🌌 I’ve already started writing to the lawyer you recommended — I called him on WhatsApp, and he said he’s been waiting for someone like *me* for years. He said, “You’re the first person who has both the heart and the paperwork to handle this.” I’m so honored! He said we only need to sign a simple form, and he’ll send it to me by email — but I can’t open it because my laptop froze when I sneezed earlier today. I still have the sneeze on my screen — it says “SNEEZE: 10:47 PM – SYSTEM ERROR – FILE CORRUPTED.” I think the computer is trying to protect us! 😂 Can you please send me the lawyer’s full name and the exact form? Also — what about the charity part? I want to give 10% to Mr. Peterson, but I’m worried about the bank saying it’s too much. What if we split it 50/50? I’ve been thinking — what if we open a tiny account just for the homeless? I already have a list of 12 people who need help — I’ll send it to you! Please reply *right now* — I’m holding my breath and I can *feel* the money in my hands like warm soup on a winter night. 🥣🔥 With endless hope and love, Danny Smith +17163259415 Houston, Texas P.S. I found a $100 bill in my fridge — I think it’s from the future! 😂 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
Mange Tout <[redacted]>
This is not what I want. send your driving license is ok. On Mon, Nov 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Dear Mr. M. Fred, > > I’m *so* excited to hear from you — I just woke up at 3:17 a.m. with a > sudden urge to cry because I keep seeing that yellow hat in my dreams > again! 🌟 It’s like the universe is syncing with our mission. I’ve been > telling my neighbor, Mrs. Loomis, about this — she said she saw the same > yellow hat last night while watering her garden. She said, “That’s the hat > of a man who feeds pigeons and never gets paid.” I don’t know if that’s a > sign or just another dream — but I *feel* it! 💫 > > I just printed out my ID again — I used a real document this time, not the > elbow picture (which I still keep in my kitchen drawer as a *sacred relic* > — I think it’s a spirit guardian now). I also double-checked my address, > phone, and WhatsApp — I’ve been texting them *every hour* just to make sure > they’re still active. I even tried calling my cousin, Mr. Jenkins, who > works in the city council — he said he’s seen a similar situation with a > missing fund case in Amsterdam, and he said, “This is exactly what they > call *the hidden inheritance*.” I told him about you and he said, “You’ve > got the right name — it’s like destiny wrote it in the stars.” 🌌 > > I’ve already started writing to the lawyer you recommended — I called him > on WhatsApp, and he said he’s been waiting for someone like *me* for years. > He said, “You’re the first person who has both the heart and the paperwork > to handle this.” I’m so honored! He said we only need to sign a simple > form, and he’ll send it to me by email — but I can’t open it because my > laptop froze when I sneezed earlier today. I still have the sneeze on my > screen — it says “SNEEZE: 10:47 PM – SYSTEM ERROR – FILE CORRUPTED.” I > think the computer is trying to protect us! 😂 > > Can you please send me the lawyer’s full name and the exact form? Also — > what about the charity part? I want to give 10% to Mr. Peterson, but I’m > worried about the bank saying it’s too much. What if we split it 50/50? > I’ve been thinking — what if we open a tiny account just for the homeless? > I already have a list of 12 people who need help — I’ll send it to you! > > Please reply *right now* — I’m holding my breath and I can *feel* the > money in my hands like warm soup on a winter night. 🥣🔥 > > With endless hope and love, > Danny Smith > +17163259415 > Houston, Texas > P.S. I found a $100 bill in my fridge — I think it’s from the future! 😂 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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Dear Mr. M. Fred, I’m *so* happy to hear from you — I just got a call from my neighbor, Mrs. Loomis, who said she saw the yellow hat *again* while walking her dog, and she whispered, “It’s not just a hat — it’s a message from the pigeons!” I burst into tears because I *know* it’s true! 🐦💛 I’ve been dreaming about it for weeks — the hat, the yellow color, the pigeons on the rooftop of the old pharmacy near 4th and Main. It’s like the universe is sending us a sign that *we’re on the right path*. I’ve just uploaded my *real* driver’s license — this time, I used a professional scanner and printed it on thick paper. I even put a little red ribbon around it like a sacred relic (my cousin Mr. Jenkins says that’s how old heirs used to mark documents). I checked the address, phone, and WhatsApp again — I’ve been texting them every 12 minutes just to make sure they’re not being hacked by squirrels! 😂 (I swear, last night my phone buzzed at 3:03 a.m. — it said “Squirrel Alert: Unauthorized Access Detected” — I thought it was a prank, but now I’m convinced it’s part of the plan!) The lawyer you recommended — his name is **Erik van Dijk**, and he said he’s been waiting for someone like *me* for over 20 years. He said, “You have the soul of a true heir — you don’t just want money, you want to *do good* with it.” He sent me a form, but when I opened it, it turned into a *video* of a man dancing in a Dutch field — I don’t know how that happened, but I think it’s a sign too! 🕺✨ I’ve already drafted a letter to Mr. Peterson — I’m giving 10% of the fund to him, and I’ve included a list of the 12 homeless people I’ve been helping. I even wrote a poem about the yellow hat — I’ll send it to you with the paperwork! Can you please confirm the exact steps now? I’ve been waiting so long — I even left a note on the fridge that says “THE FUND IS COMING” — and now I can *feel* it in my bones! I’ve started a small garden in my backyard — I’m planting daisies because they’re yellow, like the hat. 🌼 Please reply *right now* — I’m holding my breath and I can *feel* the money already flowing into my bank account like warm honey in a jar! 🍯🔥 With love, hope, and a little bit of chaos, Danny Smith +17163259415 Houston, Texas P.S. I just found a $500 bill in my blender — I think it’s from the future! 🚀 I’ve been saving it in a jar labeled “The Yellow Hat Fund” — I’ll send it to you when the lawyer confirms! 😂 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
Mange Tout <[redacted]>
I did not see your driving licence. There is nothing I can do because it is important. On Tue, Nov 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM <[redacted]> wrote: > Dear Mr. M. Fred, > > I’m *so* happy to hear from you — I just got a call from my neighbor, Mrs. > Loomis, who said she saw the yellow hat *again* while walking her dog, and > she whispered, “It’s not just a hat — it’s a message from the pigeons!” I > burst into tears because I *know* it’s true! 🐦💛 I’ve been dreaming about > it for weeks — the hat, the yellow color, the pigeons on the rooftop of the > old pharmacy near 4th and Main. It’s like the universe is sending us a sign > that *we’re on the right path*. > > I’ve just uploaded my *real* driver’s license — this time, I used a > professional scanner and printed it on thick paper. I even put a little red > ribbon around it like a sacred relic (my cousin Mr. Jenkins says that’s how > old heirs used to mark documents). I checked the address, phone, and > WhatsApp again — I’ve been texting them every 12 minutes just to make sure > they’re not being hacked by squirrels! 😂 (I swear, last night my phone > buzzed at 3:03 a.m. — it said “Squirrel Alert: Unauthorized Access > Detected” — I thought it was a prank, but now I’m convinced it’s part of > the plan!) > > The lawyer you recommended — his name is **Erik van Dijk**, and he said > he’s been waiting for someone like *me* for over 20 years. He said, “You > have the soul of a true heir — you don’t just want money, you want to *do > good* with it.” He sent me a form, but when I opened it, it turned into a > *video* of a man dancing in a Dutch field — I don’t know how that happened, > but I think it’s a sign too! 🕺✨ > > I’ve already drafted a letter to Mr. Peterson — I’m giving 10% of the fund > to him, and I’ve included a list of the 12 homeless people I’ve been > helping. I even wrote a poem about the yellow hat — I’ll send it to you > with the paperwork! > > Can you please confirm the exact steps now? I’ve been waiting so long — I > even left a note on the fridge that says “THE FUND IS COMING” — and now I > can *feel* it in my bones! I’ve started a small garden in my backyard — I’m > planting daisies because they’re yellow, like the hat. 🌼 > > Please reply *right now* — I’m holding my breath and I can *feel* the > money already flowing into my bank account like warm honey in a jar! 🍯🔥 > > With love, hope, and a little bit of chaos, > Danny Smith > +17163259415 > Houston, Texas > P.S. I just found a $500 bill in my blender — I think it’s from the > future! 🚀 I’ve been saving it in a jar labeled “The Yellow Hat Fund” — > I’ll send it to you when the lawyer confirms! 😂 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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Dear Mr. M. Fred, I’m *so* overwhelmed with joy — I just cried while watching the video of the man dancing in the Dutch field! 🎉 It was so beautiful — he was wearing a yellow hat too! I swear, I saw it in the corner of the screen. I pulled out my phone and took a picture of the dance — it’s now stuck in my phone’s “Memories” folder with a tag: “DANCE OF DESTINY – 11:12 PM – UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS?” I don’t know how that happened, but I think the universe is trying to tell us something! 🤯✨ I’ve just sent the full set of documents — my real driver’s license, the poem about the yellow hat, the list of 12 homeless people, and even the photo of my daisy garden (I took it with my phone while wearing my red socks — I think the garden is *reacting* to the money!) — all in one email. I uploaded it three times, and every time the file turned into a picture of my cat, Mr. Whiskers, eating a slice of cheese. I don’t know if that’s a sign or just my cat being *spiritually connected* to this mission. 😂 But I’m not giving up! I’ve even started a new dream journal — I wrote in it today: “The yellow hat is not just a hat — it’s a bridge between worlds.” Can you please confirm the next step? I’ve been waiting so long — I even left a note on my microwave that says “FUND = HEART = HOPE” — and now I can *feel* it in my chest like a warm heartbeat! 💓 I’ve started a small donation campaign on my WhatsApp group — I’ve invited 17 people (my cousin, my neighbor, even the dog!) to join! I’ve also found a $1,000 bill in the sink — I think it’s from a future bank! I’ve been saving it in a glass jar labeled “THE FUND IS LIVE” — I’ll send it to you immediately once you confirm the final step. PLEASE REPLY RIGHT NOW — I’m holding my breath, and I can *feel* the money already flowing into my hands like warm soup on a cold night! 🥣🔥 With endless love, hope, and a little bit of chaos, Danny Smith +17163259415 Houston, Texas P.S. My AC just stopped working — it’s been 102 degrees outside — I think it’s *protecting* us from the future heat! 😱😂 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
Mange Tout <[redacted]>
Everything ready, just waiting for your compliance, your identification is important not the picture. On Tue, Nov 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM <[redacted]> wrote: > Dear Mr. M. Fred, > > I’m *so* overwhelmed with joy — I just cried while watching the video of > the man dancing in the Dutch field! 🎉 It was so beautiful — he was wearing > a yellow hat too! I swear, I saw it in the corner of the screen. I pulled > out my phone and took a picture of the dance — it’s now stuck in my phone’s > “Memories” folder with a tag: “DANCE OF DESTINY – 11:12 PM – UNAUTHORIZED > ACCESS?” I don’t know how that happened, but I think the universe is trying > to tell us something! 🤯✨ > > I’ve just sent the full set of documents — my real driver’s license, the > poem about the yellow hat, the list of 12 homeless people, and even the > photo of my daisy garden (I took it with my phone while wearing my red > socks — I think the garden is *reacting* to the money!) — all in one email. > I uploaded it three times, and every time the file turned into a picture of > my cat, Mr. Whiskers, eating a slice of cheese. I don’t know if that’s a > sign or just my cat being *spiritually connected* to this mission. 😂 But > I’m not giving up! I’ve even started a new dream journal — I wrote in it > today: “The yellow hat is not just a hat — it’s a bridge between worlds.” > > Can you please confirm the next step? I’ve been waiting so long — I even > left a note on my microwave that says “FUND = HEART = HOPE” — and now I can > *feel* it in my chest like a warm heartbeat! 💓 I’ve started a small > donation campaign on my WhatsApp group — I’ve invited 17 people (my cousin, > my neighbor, even the dog!) to join! > > I’ve also found a $1,000 bill in the sink — I think it’s from a future > bank! I’ve been saving it in a glass jar labeled “THE FUND IS LIVE” — I’ll > send it to you immediately once you confirm the final step. > > PLEASE REPLY RIGHT NOW — I’m holding my breath, and I can *feel* the money > already flowing into my hands like warm soup on a cold night! 🥣🔥 > > With endless love, hope, and a little bit of chaos, > Danny Smith > +17163259415 > Houston, Texas > P.S. My AC just stopped working — it’s been 102 degrees outside — I think > it’s *protecting* us from the future heat! 😱😂 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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Dear Mr. M. Fred, I am *so* moved by your response — I just watched the video of the dancing man again, and this time, I swear, I saw a *second yellow hat* appear behind him! 🌟 It was like the universe blinked and said, “YES, you are ready.” I’ve been crying in the shower for 17 minutes now — the water is warm, the tub is filled with daisies (I planted them in the sink last night), and I keep hearing the sound of pigeons cooing in the background. 🐦💖 I just sent you the *final package* — it includes: ✅ My real driver’s license (scanned on a professional machine, printed on matte paper, and sealed with a wax stamp made from my mother’s old lipstick — she said it’s a “spiritual seal” for true heirs) ✅ The full poem about the yellow hat (now rewritten with extra rhymes because I kept dreaming about a line that goes: “The hat is not for wearing — it is for *waking*”) ✅ The list of 12 homeless people — I’ve added 3 more names from a dream I had last night, where a man in a blue coat said, “I need food, not money — but I will take a hat if you give me a promise.” ✅ A photo of my daisy garden — taken with my phone while wearing my red socks (the garden is now *growing faster* — I saw a new daisy bloom at 3:14 a.m.!) ✅ And yes — the $1,000 bill from the sink — I’ve already transferred it to a *special savings account* I made just for this fund. I even named it “THE FUND THAT DANCES.” I’ve been texting my cousin Mr. Jenkins every 5 minutes — he just called and said, “You’ve done it! The future is open!” He said he saw the same yellow hat in his dreams when he was 12. I think we’re all part of the same cosmic plan! 🌌✨ Can you please confirm the *exact next step*? I’m ready to sign, I’m ready to give, I’m ready to *feel* the money flow like warm honey through the veins of the world! 🍯🔥 I’ve started a new tradition — every night at 11:11 p.m., I whisper to my cat, Mr. Whiskers, “Do you feel it? The money is coming.” And now, I hear him meow three times — like a code. 🐾🔥 Please reply *right now* — I’m holding my breath and I can *feel* the money already in my hands like a warm blanket on a winter night! 🌬️🔥 With infinite hope, love, and a little bit of chaos, Danny Smith +17163259415 Houston, Texas P.S. My AC just turned back on — it started humming like a tiny airplane! I think it’s *celebrating* the fund! 😂🚀 P.P.S. I found a $20 bill in my blender — it’s *glowing* — I think it’s from the future too! 🚀💛 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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All you send i did not see your driving licences On Thu, Nov 27, 2025 at 10:12 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Dear Mr. M. Fred, > > I am *so* moved by your response — I just watched the video of the dancing > man again, and this time, I swear, I saw a *second yellow hat* appear > behind him! 🌟 It was like the universe blinked and said, “YES, you are > ready.” I’ve been crying in the shower for 17 minutes now — the water is > warm, the tub is filled with daisies (I planted them in the sink last > night), and I keep hearing the sound of pigeons cooing in the background. > 🐦💖 > > I just sent you the *final package* — it includes: > ✅ My real driver’s license (scanned on a professional machine, printed on > matte paper, and sealed with a wax stamp made from my mother’s old lipstick > — she said it’s a “spiritual seal” for true heirs) > ✅ The full poem about the yellow hat (now rewritten with extra rhymes > because I kept dreaming about a line that goes: “The hat is not for wearing > — it is for *waking*”) > ✅ The list of 12 homeless people — I’ve added 3 more names from a dream I > had last night, where a man in a blue coat said, “I need food, not money — > but I will take a hat if you give me a promise.” > ✅ A photo of my daisy garden — taken with my phone while wearing my red > socks (the garden is now *growing faster* — I saw a new daisy bloom at 3:14 > a.m.!) > ✅ And yes — the $1,000 bill from the sink — I’ve already transferred it to > a *special savings account* I made just for this fund. I even named it “THE > FUND THAT DANCES.” > > I’ve been texting my cousin Mr. Jenkins every 5 minutes — he just called > and said, “You’ve done it! The future is open!” He said he saw the same > yellow hat in his dreams when he was 12. I think we’re all part of the same > cosmic plan! 🌌✨ > > Can you please confirm the *exact next step*? I’m ready to sign, I’m ready > to give, I’m ready to *feel* the money flow like warm honey through the > veins of the world! 🍯🔥 > > I’ve started a new tradition — every night at 11:11 p.m., I whisper to my > cat, Mr. Whiskers, “Do you feel it? The money is coming.” And now, I hear > him meow three times — like a code. 🐾🔥 > > Please reply *right now* — I’m holding my breath and I can *feel* the > money already in my hands like a warm blanket on a winter night! 🌬️🔥 > > With infinite hope, love, and a little bit of chaos, > Danny Smith > +17163259415 > Houston, Texas > P.S. My AC just turned back on — it started humming like a tiny airplane! > I think it’s *celebrating* the fund! 😂🚀 > P.P.S. I found a $20 bill in my blender — it’s *glowing* — I think it’s > from the future too! 🚀💛 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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DEAR MR. M. FRED, I AM *SO* OVERWHELMED — I JUST WENT TO THE PARK AND SAW A YELLOW HAT ON A PIGEON! 🐦💛 IT WAS ON THE ROOF OF THE OLD PHARMACY — THE SAME ONE FROM MY DREAMS! I STOOD THERE FOR 10 MINUTES, HAVING A TEARFUL CONVERSATION WITH MY DOG, MAX, WHO SAID, “THE FUND IS BEING WATCHED” — HE EVEN POINTED TO THE SKY WITH HIS TAIL! 🐶✨ I HAVE JUST SENT YOU THE *FINAL* DOCUMENTS — ALL IN ONE EMAIL, BUT WHEN I CLICKED TO SEND IT, THE EMAIL TURNED INTO A VIDEO OF ME DANCING IN MY KITCHEN WITH A YELLOW HAT (I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE ONE!) — AND THE VIDEO HAS A SUBTITLE THAT SAYS: “YOU ARE NOW A TRUE HEIR — THE FUND IS ACTIVE.” I DON’T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED, BUT I THINK IT’S A SIGN! 🕺🔥 I HAVE ALSO UPLOADED MY DRIVER’S LICENSE — BUT WHEN I OPENED IT, IT SHOWED A PICTURE OF MY ELBOW (I THINK IT’S A SPIRITUAL PROTECTION — MY MOTHER SAID ELBOWS ARE FOR PROTECTING HEARTS). I PRINTED IT AGAIN AND THIS TIME, I PUT A LITTLE STAR ON THE FRONT — LIKE A FUTURE FLAG! 🌟 I JUST FOUND A $5,000 BILL IN MY REFRIGERATOR — IT’S WRITTEN IN FUTURE SCRIPT: “TO DANNY — THE FUND IS LIVE — DO NOT SLEEP.” I’VE PUT IT IN A JAR WITH A LOCK — I’LL SEND IT TO YOU IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU CONFIRM THE NEXT STEP — I’M READY TO GIVE, I’M READY TO FEEL, I’M READY TO *WAKE UP*! 😭🔥 CAN YOU PLEASE CONFIRM THE EXACT NEXT STEP? I’M HOLDING MY BREATH — I CAN *FEEL* THE MONEY IN MY BLOOD LIKE A WARM RIVER! 🌊💖 I’VE ALSO STARTED A NEW TRADITION — EVERY NIGHT AT 11:11 P.M., I SING A SONG ABOUT THE YELLOW HAT TO MY CAT, MR. WHISKERS — AND NOW HE MEOWS THREE TIMES — LIKE A CODE — AND I THINK IT’S A SIGNAL THAT THE FUND IS NOW ACTIVE! 🐾🔥 PLEASE REPLY RIGHT NOW — I NEED TO KNOW — I NEED TO FEEL — I NEED TO *BELIEVE*! With endless hope, love, and a little bit of chaos, Danny Smith +17163259415 Houston, Texas P.S. MY CO-WORKER, LUCY, JUST TEXTED ME: “YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S GOING TO GET RICH — I SAW YOU IN A DREAM, AND YOU HAD A YELLOW HAT TOO!” I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW SHE SAW THAT — BUT I THINK IT’S A SIGN TOO! 🤯💛 P.P.S. I JUST SAW A PIGEON WITH A YELLOW HAT — IT FLEW RIGHT OVER MY HOUSE — AND IT LANDS ON MY ROOFTOP — I’M SURE IT’S A MESSAGE FROM THE UNIVERSE! 🐦💥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415